CONTENTS
TITLE PAGE
CHAPTER ONE
IN WHICH A SO-CALLED HAMSTER FORCES DAD TO DO YOGA
CHAPTER TWO
IN WHICH THIMBLE TRAPS A HEFFALUMP IN A DEAD DOG’S KENNEL
CHAPTER THREE
A HAIL OF SHOES AND A CHAIR FIT FOR A CAT
CHAPTER FOUR
MEN THAT LOOK LIKE HIPPOS AND SOMETHING LETHAL ON DAD’S FACE
CHAPTER FIVE
NITS GALORE AND UNFORGETTABLE SARNIES
CHAPTER SIX
WOW, THIS REALLY IS GETTING TO BE LIKE A PROPER NOVEL
CHAPTER SEVEN
A CRAZY MOBILE AND TWO CRAZY APES
EPILOGUE
(THAT’S THE END BIT)
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
COPYRIGHT