The Competition

I suppose everyone in Joyce City and beyond,

all the way to Felt

and Keyes

and even Guymon,

came to watch the talent show at the Palace,

Thursday night.

Backstage,

we were seventeen amateur acts,

our wild hearts pounding,

our lips sticking to our teeth,

our urge to empty ourselves

top and bottom,

made a sorry sight

in front of the

famous Hazel Hurd Players.

But they were kind to us,

helped us with our makeup and our hair,

showed us where to stand,

how to bow,

and the quickest route to the

toilet.

The audience hummed on the other side of the

closed curtain,

Ivy Huxford

kept peeking out and giving reports

of who was there,

and how she never saw so many seats

filled in the Palace,

and that she didn’t think they could

squeeze a

rattlesnake

into the back

even if he paid full price,

the place was so packed.

My father told me he’d come

once chores were done.

I guess he did.

The Grover boys led us off.

They worked a charm,

Baby on the sax,

Jake on the banjo,

and Ben on the clarinet.

The Baker family followed, playing

just like they do at home

every night after dinner.

They didn’t look nervous at all.

The tap dancers,

they rattled the teeth in their jaws

and the eyballs in their skulls,

their feet flying,

their arms swinging,

their mouths gapping.

Then Sunny Lee Hallem

tumbled and leaped onto the stage,

the sweat flying off her,

spotting the Palace floor.

Marsh Worton struggled out,

his accordion leading the way.

George and Agnes Harkins ran their fingers over the

strings of their harps,

made you want to look up into the heavens for

angels,

but only scenery

and lights

and ropes and sandbags hung overhead,

and then there was me on piano.

I went on somewhere near the backside of middle,

getting more and more jittery with each act,

till my time came.

I played “Bye, Bye, Blackbird”

my own way,

messing with the tempo,

and the first part sounded like

I used just my elbows,

but the middle sounded good

and the end,

I forgot I was even playing

in front of the packed Palace Theatre.

I dropped right inside the music and

didn’t feel anything

till after

when the clapping started

and that’s when I noticed my hands hurting

straight up to my shoulders.

But the applause

made me forget the pain,

the audience roared when I finished,

they came to their feet,

and I got third prize,

one dollar,

while Mad Dog Craddock, singing,

won second,

and Ben Grover

and his crazy clarinet

took first.

The tap dancers pouted into their mirrors,

peeling off their makeup and their smiles.

Birdie Jasper claimed

it was all my fault she didn’t win,

that the judges were just being nice to a cripple,

but the harpin’ Harkins were kind

and the Hazel Hurd Players

wrapped their long arms around me

and said I was swell

and in the sweaty dim chaos backstage

I ignored the pain running up and down my arms,

I felt like I was part of something grand.

But they had to give my ribbon and my dollar to my

father,

’cause I couldn’t hold
anything in my hands.

February 1935