A Window-Shopping-Ass-Nigga

after Morgan Parker’s “Matt”

always a send a pic ass nigga, a netflix and chill ass nigga even though he ain’t got no x-box, just pawned it for a tre-five, said he was gone flip it, always being a flip-flop, sturdy as a pair of flip-flops, singing about some gucci flip-flops knowing damn well you window-shop at gucci, water tower ass niggas, window seat at mcdonald’s cuz they got outlets ass niggas, hit the chick-fil-a 10 minutes later for they wifi ass niggas, ask for a courtesy cup and fill it with all the pops, spend his last dollar on a black & mild, now he gotta try to finesse the bus driver, knew the bus driver wasn’t going in the first place, always testing the waters, jesus walking in a food desert, thirsty like vultures, a “wassup gorgeous” ass nigga, a “lemme take you out” when i just saw you stain two honey-buns ass nigga, loose squares ass nigga asking me for a lighter; always ready to play a game with no pieces, boards been broken before they bought it, wonder why i’on give you no play, wonder why i only do on tuesdays, wonder why i’on invite you to shows, wonder why i gave you my old number, never thought to check if it was working in the first place, always be the first to tell me they resume without me having to ask, really hope he actually got a resume, know he could be a good hood ass nigga, know he prolly came from the good side of the hood, know he prolly jumping wrong-sided tracks, said he gone always see green on the other side, call it sawbucks and quarters ass niggas, outside looking in ass niggas, always being watched ass niggas, got a being as a window ass niggas, wonder why i won’t let you in, wonder why my door stays bolted, tired of hearing my ex’s story ass niggas, promise he’ll protect me ass niggas, told him my ex said the same thing, came through my window and beat my ass nigga, guess i was to transparent, called it committment, now it’s just robbery ass niggas, always ready to take ass niggas, never wanting to buy ass niggas, wanna know where the clearance rack is, told him i don’t have one, still breaking windows, drink windex like whiskey, don’t care about the merchandise, just wanna stand in front of the store

                                            and never buy shit.