CONTENTS

Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Chapter I - WE MEET FLICK, THE FRIENDLY BARTENDER
Chapter II - DUEL IN THE SNOW, OR RED RYDER NAILS THE CLEVELAND STREET KID
Chapter III - FLICK FAILS TO RECALL AN OLD SONG
Chapter IV - THE COUNTERFEIT SECRET CIRCLE MEMBER GETS THE MESSAGE, OR THE ASP STRIKES AGAIN
Chapter V - I POKE AT AN OLD WOUND
Chapter VI - THE ENDLESS STREETCAR RIDE INTO THE NIGHT, AND THE TINFOIL NOOSE
Chapter VII - FLICK OFFERS ME HARD LIQUOR
Chapter VIII - HAIRY GERTZ AND THE FORTY-SEVEN CRAPPIES
Chapter IX - I INTRODUCE FLICK TO THE ART WORLD
Chapter X - MY OLD MAN AND THE LASCIVIOUS SPECIAL AWARD THAT HERALDED THE BIRTH OF POP ART
Chapter XI - FLICK MAKES AN ARTISTIC JUDGMENT
Chapter XII - THE MAGIC MOUNTAIN
Chapter XIII - FLICK DREDGES UP A NOTORIOUS SON OF A BITCH
Chapter XIV - GROVER DILL AND THE TASMANIAN DEVIL
Chapter XV - FLICK DISPLAYS A PETTY JEALOUS STREAK
Chapter XVI - LUDLOW KISSEL AND THE DAGO BOMB THAT STRUCK BACK
Chapter XVII - I SHOW OFF
Chapter XVIII - UNCLE BEN AND THE SIDE-SPLITTING KNEE-SLAPPER, or SOME WORDS ARE LOADED
Chapter XIX - WE HAVE TWO SMALL VISITORS
Chapter XX - OLD MAN PULASKI AND THE INFAMOUS JAW-BREAKER BLACKMAIL CAPER
Chapter XXI - ENTER FRIENDLY FRED
Chapter XXII - THE PERFECT CRIME
Chapter XXIII - FLICK BAITS THE HOOK
Chapter XXIV - WILBUR DUCKWORTH AND HIS MAGIC BATON
Chapter XXV - I RELATE THE STRANGE TALE OF THE HUMAN HYPODERMIC NEEDLE
Chapter XXVI - MISS BRYFOGEL AND THE FRIGHTENING CASE OF THE SPECKLE-THROATED CUCKOLD
Chapter XXVII - POLKA TIME
Chapter XXVIII - “NEVERMORE,” QUOTH THE ASSESSOR, “NEVERMORE …”
Chapter XXIX - THE POSSE RIDES AGAIN
Chapter XXX - LEOPOLD DOPPLER AND THE GREAT ORPHEUM GRAVY BOAT RIOT
Chapter XXXI - THE DAY SHIFT DROPS BY FOR A BELT