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Truestory Date: 17 June 2014 Time: 16.02 |
What is the strongest Magic in the world? All the other magic does not work for me. |
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Root Toot Date: 17 June 2014 Time: 16.05 |
Alcohol. Best magic ever. Can make anything happen! |
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Fizzy Mascara Date: 17 June 2014 Time: 16.08 |
For god’s sake – here you go again, Truestory. Stop expecting god or magic or spells or whatever it is to sort stuff out. Do it yourself. Then there’s no one to blame when the shit hits the fan. |
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ChocolateMoustache Date: 17 June 2014 Time: 16.11 |
Not very compassionately put, Fizzy Mascara, but I see where you’re coming from. Truestory. I repeat: Face your fears. Get help with this. What about a teacher? parents? priest? best friend? There are many people out there who can help. Go find them. |
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Truestory Date: 17 June 2014 Time: 16.12 |
That is the problem. I cannot get out to find them. |
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ChocolateMoustache Date: 17 June 2014 Time: 16.13 |
There will be help on-line too. |
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Truestory Date: 17 June 2014 Time: 16.14 |
That is what I am asking for. |
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Sweet Cheeks Date: 17 June 2014 Time: 16.16 |
On You Tube there’s someone called Lionel making a Quality Street disappear! It’s good magic!! Have a look! |
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My Name is Magic Date: 17 June 2014 Time: 16.22 |
I am fully qualified in the use of magic and can provide the most powerful spells you will find on-line. Check out my web site here or private message me for all the information you will need. Terms and Conditions apply. |
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Psychic Rabbit Date: 17 June 2014 Time: 16.26 |
Magic is a way of life and not just a bit of fun. Take care with it. It may be stronger than you think. |
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Private Message to My Name Is Magic
17 June 2014 Time: 16:35
Truestory
Dear My Name Is Magic
Thank you for inviting me to private message. I need your magic because I am trapped and want to escape. I have tried different ways to escape, but nothing has worked and now I need something stronger. As you have access to the most powerful spells on-line I think you may be able to help.
What magic do you suggest?
Thank you very much
Truestory
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Private Message to Truestory
17 June 2014 Time: 16:46
My Name is Magic
Dear Truestory
You are right; I have all the information you need and I can assure you that if you follow my advice you will break the terrible fear that is currently keeping you prisoner. My spells have been tried and tested over many years and have never let my clients down.
I deal with clients struggling with all sorts of problems including addiction, love troubles, money worries, weight loss issues and every other challenging situation you can think of. I offer a one-year unconditional guarantee of success. That’s how confident I am I can solve your problems.
For glowing testimonials from just some of my satisfied clients please click here.
I have a free introductory offer running currently which you can take advantage of straight away. This will help prepare you to respond to the magic of the universe. After that to shore up your success you simply click on Buy Now and for $30 I cast a personalised spell designed especially for you and your particular problem. You can apply for as many personalised spells as you choose, for all different areas of your life.
To use your special offer introductory spell you will need
To be outdoors at an elevated situation
To have cleared your mind
When you are prepared and ready to invoke the magic simply close your eyes and repeat the following incantation:
Spirits in the Universe
Come to me with help
To make me brave
To make me strong.
To fill me with your power.
Say these magic words confidently out loud several times (at least ten times) and you will begin to feel the power flowing into you. The strength to attain your wishes will grow stronger and stronger and you will know that anything and everything on this earth is within your grasp. At that stage come back to me and get the first personalised spell. To enable me to tailor it correctly please complete the following questionnaire:
What is your problem (please state main features)?
What is the ideal solution to the problem?
What is stopping you attaining this solution?
I accept payment by all major credit cards and Paypal.
Regards
My Name Is Magic Psychic Dhp, Phrs
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Private Message to My Name Is Magic
17 June 2014 Time: 17:05
Truestory
Dear My Name Is Magic Psychic Dhp, Phrs
Thank you for the special offer introductory spell.
I will find an elevated situation and clear my mind and then I will use it.
The special offer introductory spell does not sound very much. However, My Name is Magic Psychic Dhp, Phrs, you have 52 satisfied clients on your website. I have read all the testimonials. I have read about spells that help people get lovers back, lose weight, turn brown eyes blue, blue eyes green, wreak revenge, have sex changes and win $8,000 at the Black Jack table.
This is my favourite testimonial: ‘My Name is Magic you are a spell caster of genius. Thanks to you my life has been transformed overnight. That is the best $240 dollars I have ever spent.’
The testimonials make leaving Backwoods Farm and travelling down Hell Fire Pass to the graves hewn from rock look simple and I believe your ‘special offer introductory spell’ will help.
There will be a delay in getting back to you for the personalised spell/spells because I do not have a major credit card or a Paypal.
Thank you for your help and for explaining your ‘special offer introductory spell’ and sharing your website.
With best wishes
Truestory.
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Private Message to My Name Is Magic
17 June 2014 Time: 17.11
Truestory
Dear My Name is Magic Psychic Dhp, Phrs
I have examined my Ordnance Survey map: No 296 in the Explorer Range to find an elevated situation
There are not many contour lines on the map around Backwoods (which in case you are not a cartographer indicates a flat terrain). The only place with contour lines is The Pile of Rubble Covered in Weeds so this will be my elevated situation.
I do not want to consult you to confirm this is acceptable as I do not have a major credit card or a Paypal. I do not have $240 dollars. I do not have any dollars. I have £2.36 I found at the back of the cutlery drawer.
With best wishes
Truestory
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Private Message to My Name Is Magic
17 June 2014 Time: 17.17
Truestory
Dear My Name is Magic Psychic Dhp, Phrs
This is not a consultation.
I wanted to let you know that clearing my mind may not be possible. Clearing my mind is harder than locating an elevated position on the map.
I do not think I understand how to clear my mind. Is it possible to have a mind that is clear? Can I empty my brain? I do not think so. I have never experienced an empty brain. My thoughts fight each other and make frightening pictures out of nothing.
Sometimes my brain is like a firework display, which is something I have never experienced in real life. My mind is full and noisy and makes me jump.
I thought I should tell you this.
This is not a consultation.
With best wishes
Truestory.
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Private Message to My Name Is Magic
17 June 2014 Time: 17.21
Truestory
Dear My Name is Magic Psychic Dhp, Phrs
Your magic is very strong.
Even though I did not consult you regarding difficulties with clearing my mind (due to my not having a major credit card or a Paypal or $240 dollars) your magic has worked.
I was listening to the hum of the milking parlour and when I repeated the incantation thirty times the humming faded away and my mind became filled with the words: Spirits in the Universe Come to me with help To make me brave To make me strong To fill me with your power, and there was no room for anything else.
To empty my mind I have to fill my mind with something else.
Dear My Name is Magic Psychic Dhp, Phrs, you promised that your spells were the strongest available on-line and I have experienced their power.
It will now be possible to escape Backwoods Farm with your ‘special offer fully-guaranteed introductory spell’.
I will then write a testimonial for you.
This is not a consultation.
With best wishes
Truestory