The telephone rang again.
“Nate the Great for Olivia Sharp,”
I said.
“Hello. This is Duncan.
It’s eleven o’clock
and the world is coming to an end.”
I, Nate the Great, hoped that
this Duncan person did not have
his information straight.
“I need Olivia,” Duncan said.
“Olivia is out,” I said.
Duncan moaned.
“Then the world
is really coming to an end.”
“Could you be more specific?” I asked.
“Well,” said Duncan,
“I lost my joke book.
I have to tell a joke
to a friend at two o’clock
and I forget how it ends.”
“Olivia is on your case,” I said.
“Yes, I’m her case number twenty-two,”
Duncan said.
“But she is also working on cases number
eighteen and number
twenty-one at the same time.
She’ll never solve mine
by two o’clock.”
I, Nate the Great, had never
heard such a sad voice.
“Very well,” I said. “I will also
take your case.”
I hung up.
Then I called my mother.
The answering machine came on.
I said,