Prologue Okay, here are the top ten reasons why I…
1 She says she didn’t mean to.
2 Catherine couldn’t even believe it about…
3 Theresa was the one who ended up driving…
4 When I told Jack about it—what had…
5 Fortunately, it was raining on Thursday…
6 It turns out if you jump onto the back of…
7 I guess, even then, it didn’t really hit me.
8 Even though I have lived in Washington, D.C.,…
9 Well, how was I supposed to know…
10 Here’s what happens when you stop a crazy…
11 I have been to the White House many times.
12 I couldn’t believe it. Busted! I was so busted!
13 “So where’d you go, then?”
14 It only took about two hours for it to get…
15 On Tuesday, when Theresa drove up to the…
16 “He said yes!”
17 I began to regret having asked David…
18 “Oh my God, you came!”
19 “It’s not your fault,” Catherine, across the…
20 The next week was Thanksgiving.
21 They made me come out of my room…
22 When I got home from the White House…
23 I stood on Susan Boone’s front porch,…
24 I chose Candace Wu.
25 “Do you see this skull?”
26 A week later, they had the award ceremony.