“This alien was found in a cave near Roswell by a guy named Frank. He was petrified when he found it but he put it in this jar and brought it to me. He said he didn’t want it confiscated by the government. He also said not to open the jar because he didn’t know what might happen, so I haven’t. Frank said he was going into Area 51 but I don’t know if he did or not as I never saw him again.”
Bill
Dundee, Wisconsin