We’re back with one of our favorite features. More proof that some of the funniest things in life aren’t necessarily meant to be funny.
In an office: “Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.”
On the door of a photographer’s studio: “Out to lunch: If not back by five, out for dinner also.”
Outside a new town hall: “The town hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened. Open tomorrow.”
Outside a London disco: “Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.”
In a safari park: “Elephants Please stay in your car”
Outside a photographer’s studio: “Have the kids shot for Dad from $24.95.”
At a railroad station: “Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.”
In a department store: “Bargain Basement Upstairs”
In an office building: “Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.”
Outside a Burger King: “Now Hiring Losers”
In Cape Cod: “Caution Water on Road During Rain”
In Pennsylvania: “Auction Sunday—New and Used Food”
Next to a red traffic light: “This light never turns green”
Outside a house: “For Sale Buy Owner”
At a McDonald’s: “Parking for Drive-Thru Service Only”
In Massachusetts: “Entrance Only Do Not Enter”
Also in Massachusetts: “Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg”
Seven thousand U.S. troops invaded Grenada in 1983. They received 8,612 medals for their efforts.