BOX OFFICE BLOOPERS

We all love bloppers…er…we mean bloopers. Here are some great ones from the silver screen.

Movie: The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)

Scene: The film’s opening credits.

Blooper: This blockbuster won seven Oscars, but not for spelling. They misspelled the star’s name, Alec Guinness, as “Guiness.”

Movie: Clueless (1995)

Scene: A close-up shot of Cher’s (Alicia Silverstone) report card.

Blooper: The name on the report card is Cher Hamilton, not the character’s name, Cher Horowitz.

Movie: Vanilla Sky (2001)

Scene: Julie (Cameron Diaz) and David (Tom Cruise) are in the car. Julie goes crazy and drives it off a bridge.

Blooper: The exterior shot reveals there’s no one in the car.

Movie: Die Hard (1989)

Scene: When Sgt. Al Powell (Reginald VelJohnson) crashes his squad car, his forehead is bleeding pretty badly.

Blooper: Throughout the remainder of the film, no evidence of the wound is present.

Movie: Double Indemnity (1944)

Scene: Fred MacMurray plays a bachelor.

Blooper: Then why is he wearing a wedding ring?

Movie: North by Northwest (1959)

Scene: In a restaurant, Eve (Eva Marie Saint) pulls a gun on Thornhill (Cary Grant).

Blooper: Just before the shot is fired, a boy sitting at a table in the background puts his fingers in his ears to muffle the sound of a gun he has no way of seeing…but obviously knows is there.

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Movie: Twister (1996)

Scene: The story chronicles one of the biggest tornadoes in Oklahoma’s history.

Blooper: Most of the road signs are from Texas.

Movie: Shrek (2001)

Scene: Shrek (Mike Myers) and Fiona (Cameron Diaz) blow up some balloons and let them go.

Blooper: The balloons fly up in the air. (Okay, we know they’re fairy tale characters, but that doesn’t explain how they could exhale helium.)

Movie: Independence Day (1996)

Scene: Inside a tunnel, Jasmine (Vivica A. Fox) and her son, Dylan (Ross Bagley), escape through a service door just before they’re overtaken by a wall of fire. Then Jasmine calls the dog.

Blooper: Even allowing Hollywood its usual “artistic license,” the fact that Jasmine and Dylan make it out is barely plausible. But the dog? A shockwave is tossing cars like toys, yet somehow superdog manages to jump out of the way barely a few feet in front of it.

Movie: Kate & Leopold (2001)

Scene: Spectators on a bridge are waving American flags.

Blooper: The flags have all 50 stars… in 1876.

Movie: Pulp Fiction (1994)

Scene: Vincent (John Travolta) and Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) are in an apartment when someone bursts out of the bathroom and starts shooting at them.

Blooper: The bullet holes are in the wall before the gunman starts shooting.

Movie: Cocktail (1988)

Scene: Tom Cruise goes into the Regency Theatre in Manhattan and gets into a fight.

Blooper: It must have been a long fight—when he went into the theater, Barfly appeared on the marquee. When he exited, it was Casablanca.

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