CANNED DELICACY

We found a bunch of disgusting foods and put them in Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader For Kids Only. Here are the leftovers.

BRAINS

Armour Star, the company that makes Armour hot dogs, also makes canned pork brains. The front of the label has a photo of pork brains prepared in milk gravy, and on the side of the can, Armour suggests a “delicious” recipe for eggs ’n’ brains. However, once you discover that one can of brains contains 3500 mg of cholesterol—1,170% of the recommended daily value—you might want to skip the eggs (just a thought).

GAME

Tired of tuna fish? Try some Cajun Style Alligator. The Native Game Company offers a variety of meats that you won’t find on the shelves of your local grocery store (available only through mail order). Pick up a can of Smoked Rattlesnake, Elk, or Buffalo Au Jus, for a wild all-natural taste. Some other meat to order: emu, turtle, and kangaroo.

TONGUE

Australia’s Bronte Industries has been marketing lamb’s tongues for more than three decades. The blue and gold can familiar to most Aussies reads “Bronte Tongues in Jelly.” Oddly, Bronte only advertises them in movie theaters.

INSECTS

People have been snacking on fresh bugs for centuries. But now, thanks to modern food technology, Sakon Nakhon Agricultural Research and Training Centre offers canned grasshoppers, locusts, water beetles, mole crickets, plain crickets, red ant eggs, and silk-worm pupae. The company explains, “Four of the products are made as crunchy snacks that go so well with a cold beer, while the ant eggs are perfect served on hot toast.” They’re a good source of protein, too!

Now that’s a founding father: Mormon leader Brigham Young had 56 kids by 27 wives.