The Bathroom Readers’ Institute sincerely
thanks the people whose advice and
assistance made this book possible.
Gordon Javna
John Dollison
Jennifer & Zipper
Jeff Altemus
Jay Newman
Julia Papps
Thom Little
Sharilyn Hovind
Michael Brunsfeld
Janet Spencer
Lori Larson
Sam Javna
Jim McCluskey
Maggie Javna
Jeff Cheek
Jesse Clark
Sharon Freed
Jess Brallier
Bryan Henry
Gideon Javna
Angela Kern
Allen Orso
Georgine Lidell
Dylan Drake
Bernadette Baillie
Paul Stanley
Jenny Baldwin
Barb Porsche
Paula Leith
John Javna
Mike Nicita
Claudia Bauer
Hazel Daniels
Teri Morin
William Coleman
Pat Perrin
Mustard Press
Scarab Media
Porter the Wonder Dog
Sydney Stanley
Marley & Catie Pratt
Thomas Crapper
KBRX Radio, for their part of this insanity: Scott Poese and Nicole Kennedy, Dog House Morning Show
“My life has no purpose, no direction, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
Charles M. Schulz
Hiya Sophie! Hiya Jessie!