Suddenly, there’s a threesome in my bed. I heard that guys do get a little freaked out, but the ironic thing is that I am horny all the time. It’s some cruel trick of nature—these hormones are like Viagra on speed.

You’d think that with all the puking and belching I’d just want to be left alone, but the truth is, if Cory just looks at me I want to jump his bones!