CONTENTS

Introduction

1. Knocked Up … Kinda

2. Who, Me? Preggers?

3. Barfing, Belching, and Hair Down There

4. If I Want Your Opinion, I’ll Ask for It

5. Gimme, Gimme

6. Loco Emotions

7. Way Too Much Information

8. Hot Mama

9. Booty Call

10. Bugaboos, Boppies, and Bottles—Oh, My!

11. The Big Day

12. Sleepless Nights and Mommy Milestones

Acknowledgments