PRINCIPLE CHARACTERS

FRIENDS, ENEMIES, & FAMILY

   

M Didius Falco

An informer; trying to turn an honest denarius in a distinctly inferior job

Helena Justina

His highly superior girlfriend

Falco’s Mother

(Enough said)

Maia & Junia

Two of Falco’s sisters (the madcap & the refined one)

Famia & Gaius Baebius

His brothers-in-law, about whom it is best to say nothing (since there is nothing good to say

D Camillus Verus & Julia Justa

Helena’s patrician parents, who reckon Falco has much to answer for

L Petronius Longus

Falco’s loyal friend; the Captain of the Aventine Watch

Smaractus

The landlord Falco is trying to lose

Lenia

Proprietress of the Eagle Laundry, who is after Falco’s landlord (or after Falco’s landlord’s money)

Rodan & Asiacus

Falco’s landlord’s bullyboys; the seediest gladiators in Rome

Titus Caesar

Elder son and colleague of the Emperor Vespasian; Falco’s patron, when he is allowed to be by:

Anacrites

Chief Spy at the Palace, no friend of our boy

Footsie, the Midget & the Man on the Barrel

Members of Anacrites’ staff

A prison rat

Ditto, probably

 

SUSPECTS AND WITNESSES

   

Severina Zotica

A professional bride (a home-loving girl)

Severus Moscus

(The bead-threader) Her first husband (deceased)

Eprius

(The apothecary) Her second husband (deceased)

Grittius Fronto

(The wild-beast importer) Her third husband (deceased)

Chloe

Her feminist parrot

Hortensius Novus

A freedman, now big in business; Severina’s betrothed (can he last?)

Hortensius Felix & Hortensius Crepito

Business partners to Novus (all friends together, naturally)

Sabina Pollia & Hortensia Atilia

Their wives, who consider that Hortensius Novus ought to be a worried man (an interest some might say was worrying)

Hyacinthus

A runabout to the Hortensii

Viridovix

A Gallic chef, reputedly a ruined prince

Anthea

A skivvy

Cossus

A letting agent Hyacinthus knows

Minnius

Purveyor of suspiciously delicious cakes

Lusius

A praetor’s clerk, who is suspicious of everyone (a sharp eye)

Tyche

An evasive fortune-teller

Thalia

A dancer who does curious things with snakes

A curious snake Scaurus

A monumental mason (with plenty of work)

Appius Priscillus

A property mogul (just another rat)

Gaius Cerinthus

Somebody the parrot knows; suspiciously absent from the scene