CHAPTER 13

The 13th Classroom

You’re probably wondering why Chapter 13 comes after Chapter 16 in this book. There are two reasons:

1. because this is Classroom 13’s book, and the 13th Classroom will put its chapter wherever it wants to; and

2. because Classroom 13 wants you to know you can never trust a table of contents. They’re not even real tables! They’re liars—just like Honest Lee.

Some believe that revenge is sweet.

At least the 13th Classroom always thought so—hence, the idea for cursed candy. A Halloween curse should’ve brought a smile to Classroom 13’s face. It should have been laughing at the misery of the students. But Ms. Linda almost got fired!

Now the 13th Classroom felt… well, bad.

(Of course, it didn’t feel bad enough to stop things.)

(Not yet, anyway.)