CHAPTER 28

Toilet Paper

“What should I be for Halloween?” Jacob asked himself that morning while he sat on the toilet. His parents had forgotten to buy him a costume, so he had to make his own. As he went to… you know… wipe, he got an idea.

He grabbed all the toilet paper from his bathroom and wrapped himself in it until he looked like an ancient Egyptian mummy.

When he got to school, Fatima said, “Rad outfit.”

Triple J said, “Dude, that’s awesome. Walk like an Egyptian!”

And Liam, always looking to make a joke, said, “Hey, Mummy, where’s Daddy?”

Jacob loved his costume. At least he did until he ate an evil lollipop. Instead of turning into a mummy, the cursed candy turned him into a roll of toilet paper.

Luckily, THAT—once known as Emma—had no interest in eating toilet paper.