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WELCOME TO WWC, the World-Wide Conspiracy show on KWMR Springfield, Missouri. I’m Donald Havish, your host, and today with me I’ve got a very special guest I’m sure none of you listeners have ever heard of.
People are still talking about the small riot that broke out two weeks ago outside of Laleopharm’s headquarters building in Minneapolis. Of course, this was only one of the company’s central buildings, but it still got a lot of attention from the press in almost every state. For some reason, the majority of the American population still believe the conglomerate that is Laleopharm is a leader in both the Information Technology and the pharmaceutical industries, working diligently day and night to improve the quality of life, both in entertainment and medicine. How more people don’t see this as a ridiculous combination of specialties, not to mention an attempt on Laleopharm’s part to corner two incredibly lucrative and not-so-user-friendly markets, as it stands, I will never know. But that’s America, isn’t it?
Anyways, this little riot outside their building in Minneapolis was such a huge deal, because it turned into a case of police using brute force against just under a thousand rioters, which, as I said before, isn’t very much. You’d think these people were standing outside the frickin’ White House. Many of these rioters’ names had been signed on a petition they planned to bring to the Supreme Court, of all places, to demand an investigation into the company’s “nefarious and illegal dealings”, as it states in the petition itself, with the following charges: human experimentation, mass mind control via pharmaceuticals, planned assassination of the president, and world domination. These are just my favorites on here, but there were others.
Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy, and these people probably are. If Laleopharm ever went to court with this, the petitioners would be crushed in no time flat. But that’ll never happen, because first of all, a Supreme Court petition needs way more than eight hundred and seventy-seven signatures. Secondly, the legal system just doesn’t work like that. These people obviously have no idea what they’re doing, trying to go straight to the Supreme Court with something ludicrous like this, without going through any of the proper channels. I don’t even know what proper channels there are for the kinds of claims these people are making, and I’ll eat my chair right now if somebody can prove these guys even have a lawyer.
I’m getting ahead of myself. Now, everybody knows how I feel about Laleopharm and their partners in crime, mainly MindBlink and, surprisingly, the FDA. No, I’m not saying I condone what these idiots outside the Minneapolis building are doing, or that I agree with anything they claim. They’re crazies. However, anybody bold enough to stand up to Laleopharm like this, however idiotic their methods, also catches my attention. I can’t say I think there’s mind-control, assassination, and world domination involved, but you guys have heard me wonder about this company’s true intentions for the last few years. I’ve never been able to find a single positive thing about what they’ve done, what they plan to do, and who they partner with, even though I try as hard as I can to look at this from every angle. That, I just can’t get past, so when I was contacted by this man sitting beside me here today, who told me an incredible story about the riot in Minneapolis, I invited him to be on the show with me. And you’re gonna love this.
This is Darius Kimbell, and I’m not going to say where he’s from, but he doesn’t live in Illinois. Yes, I bought the man a plane ticket. Say hi, Darius.
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Hello, Donald.
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I was really, really intrigued by the email you sent me detailing your experience, and I’ve brought you on the show today so you can share this information with all my listeners. So, what is it you do for a living?
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I’m a high school chemistry teacher.
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Hear that, folks? This guy knows science, the scientific method, the difference between hypotheses, theories, and fact. A perfect guest for this show. And what were you doing in Minneapolis during the time of the riots?
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I’d just gotten into town for a cousin’s wedding, which was two days after the riots.
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Well, your weekend certainly got a lot more entertaining than a wedding, didn’t it?
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Yeah, Donald, you could say that.
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You laugh, but it’s true. So, you told me you didn’t take part in these riots...
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That’s right.
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...but you spoke to people about them.
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I did.
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This is the part where you tell us, Darius.
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Okay. Well, it was that Friday night, the day after the riots, and I was at a bar downtown. You know, family reunions. They can make a man want to drink. I’d only had two beers at this point, and they had the news playing on the TV, covering the events from the day before. I really couldn’t believe what had happened, all the information they were giving. It was pretty ridiculous, the whole thing, but I hadn’t heard about it yet because I’d spent the night before with my cousin and her fiancé’s family. These rioters were crazy, and I couldn’t help laughing.
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I’ll give it to you there, Darius.
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Right. Anyways, this guy sitting a few spots down at the bar must have seen me laughing, because he asked me what I thought about the whole thing. I told him it was just people being stupid, as seems to happen more often than not these days, and he agreed with me. He bought me a shot, and we started talking about the whole Laleopharm thing, some of the crazy stuff MindBlink and Topper have come up with in the last few years. There are a lot of other people out there who don’t agree with their businesses model.
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That’s one way of putting it.
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Yeah, among other things. This guy, he said his name was Hank, seemed to agree with me on everything, and he told me that, even though the people who caused the riot were completely uninformed, there was still a lot of information about these companies that they’d kill to keep secret.
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He said they’d kill people?
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Yeah, and I don’t think he was joking. He meant like seriously top-secret stuff.
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Did he mention anything specific?
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No, that’s the thing. We were having a good time, and I joked around, asking what he meant by that. The guy got all serious and said there are some people, people like him, both these companies and the government would kill to keep a secret as well.
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People like him?
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Yeah, I thought he was just making a point about all the stupid people out there. I’m really not much into conspiracy theories myself, though I’ve streamed some of your podcasts and I love the way you approach things. Anyways, I asked him what he meant by people like him, and you know what he told me? He said there were people out there who could change you with their words, make you think, hear, see, or feel things that aren’t there. I started to get a little freaked out by how intense the guy was, but then he said he’d prove it. He wasn’t drunk. I hadn’t seen him order anything but diet coke the whole time, and I can definitely handle more than three beers and a shot. I know I wasn’t seeing things.
Anyways, before I could leave him right there and forget about the whole thing, he opened his mouth and started talking. I swear to God, it was the weirdest thing. I heard this buzzing, kind of far away, like a helicopter somewhere. I tried to listen to what he was saying, but the sound got louder. I looked around, trying to see if anyone else heard it. Maybe a few people stepped outside, but nobody noticed anything. The sound wouldn’t go away, and I realized I was the only one who heard it. Then all of a sudden, I swear, I thought there was a plane flying right above the frickin bar. I heard more than one helicopter, the sounds of gunfire. I fell off my stool at one point, thinking something had exploded right outside. Then, when I stood up, the man had stopped talking and the sounds had all gone away.
I mean, I was embarrassed as all hell. I threw myself on the floor with my hands over my head when nobody else had even moved from their seats. A few people were staring at me, and the bartender asked if I was okay. This guy who called himself Hank, he just ordered me another drink and stared at me.
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So, did it occur to you that maybe you’d hallucinated? That something happened and you thought you heard sounds?
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Oh, yeah, that was the first thing that went through my mind. I was pretty terrified, and, Donald, I normally don’t doubt myself like that, but I thought I’d gone crazy. I just sat there, trying to decide whether or not to get out of the bar and go to a hospital or something, and the guy just stared at me. Then he asked me, “You heard planes and gunfire, didn’t you?”
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He asked you that, specifically?
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Yes. And then I asked the bartender if I’d said anything before I fell over, like maybe this Hank guy had heard me talking about what I’d heard and I didn’t remember saying anything. The bartender gave me a weird look but told me I just ducked a lot and then tried to bury myself under the stools.
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Why don’t you tell everybody what you think happened?
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Well, I think the guy was right. I thought about this a lot before I emailed you, Donald, and I couldn’t come up with any better answer. I think this guy actually made me hear those sounds from whatever it was he’d said, and he knew exactly what it would do to me. So I stayed. And he told me that he wasn’t the only person who could do that, that there are a whole bunch of people, all over the country, who can do the same thing with their words.
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Did he say what they’re called?
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No, I don’t think they’re called anything. I’ve never experienced anything like this. But I believed him, and I asked him why he was showing me this and what I was supposed to do with it all.
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What did he say?
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He just told me somebody needed to know. And then he left.
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Wow. What did you do?
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I stayed at the bar and got hammered, that’s what I did.
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Did you ever see this Hank guy again?
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No. Haven’t heard from him or met anybody else who could do this weird thing. I know it might sound impossible, but there was something even weirder about it.
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What’s that?
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When the guy handed me that last shot, I saw the tattoo on his forearm. It was a blue double helix.
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So, I already know the answer to my own question, and I’m sure most of my listeners do, too. But just in case somebody new is listening, trying to open their mind and enter the underworld of secret knowledge here, why was that the weirdest part?
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Well, remember that bombing of the genetics research lab, the one seven months ago that the media kept saying was a radical terrorist attack?
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Yes, the Salco Genomics building.
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Right. Well, all the news stations kept talking about the symbol that was painted on the outside of the buildings after the explosion. The double helix.
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There it is, folks! This is why this story has grabbed my attention, and why I have this insightful, observant man on the show today. He made the connections, and he came to me. Do you think this Hank guy had anything to do with the bombing of the Salco Genomics research facility?
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I don’t know. I don’t know, Donald, that’s why I emailed you. Maybe, maybe not, but I couldn’t not talk to anybody about this. The whole thing with this guy, the noises I heard, his tattoo, the Salco Genomics attacks, I wasn’t sure. But then, once I got home from Minneapolis and I heard even more about the riots outside Laleopharm’s building, something clicked. It feels like it’s connected, but I have no way of figuring out how.