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Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!

—Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)

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Late Aztec period (AD 1350–1520) ceramic pulque vessel.

In spite of a rich history that goes back centuries to pre-Columbian times, mezcal (or mescal)—and its best-known style, tequila—remained largely unknown outside of Mexico prior to World War I.

Consequently, its backstory as a creative lubricant for modern-era writers in North America and Europe doesn’t run nearly as deep or as wide as the other spirits written about in this volume. Today mezcal and tequila are treasured symbols of Mexico’s national identity.

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Mayahuel is the Aztec goddess of the maguey plant and fertility and was often depicted with many breasts—a reference to the milky sap of the plant.

THE MESOAMERICAN NECTAR OF THE GODS

The story of mezcal begins around 1000 BC with the Aztecs, Mayans, Huastecs, and other cultures in ancient Mesoamerica fermenting the sap of the agave plant, also known as maguey, to create a milky drink called pulque. According to ancient myth, the sacred beverage was bestowed upon humankind by the Aztec deity Quetzalcoatl to lift spirits. Pulque was the forerunner of modern mezcal and tequila.

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Quezalcoatl as depicted in the sixteenth-century Codex Maglabechiano, an Aztec religious document.

For more than two thousand years the indigenous people of the Aztec Empire enjoyed the drink all to themselves, until Hernán Cortés and company arrived in 1521 to spoil the party. In between raping and plundering, the Spanish conquistadors found time to enjoy the local beverage.

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Hernán Cortés.

They liked it enough to attempt shipping it back to Spain, however, due to agave’s bacterial composition, the pulque soured too quickly to survive the long voyage across the Atlantic.

MEXICO’S EARLY DISTILLERIES

In the 1600s the marquis of Altamira built the first large-scale tequila distillery in what is now Tequila, Jalisco. The region’s climate and red volcanic soil were ideally suited to the cultivation of blue agave. Two of today’s largest tequila brands were originally launched in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.

The first, Jose Cuervo, was originally produced as mezcal wine by the Cuervo family for several decades, before José María Guadalupe de Cuervo secured from the Spanish crown the first license to produce it in 1795. Then, in 1873, the Sauza family became the first distiller to call the drink made from the blue agave plant “tequila.” Don Cenobio Sauza, dubbed “the father of tequila,” had identified blue agave as the best variety for producing the spirit.

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Agave tequilana.

AMERICA—MEET TEQUILA!

Don Cenobio Sauza was the first to export tequila to America, introducing it as vino mescal at the World’s Columbian Exposition, aka the Chicago World’s Fair of 1893. Debuting alongside Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit chewing gum and Cracker Jacks, the spirit garnered a total of seven awards.

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A metal Christopher Columbus corkscrew, one of many souvenirs available at the 1893 World’s Fair.

In 1916 during World War I, American troops training along the United States/Mexico border made their acquaintance with tequila in the Mexican towns of Tijuana, Juárez, Nuevo Laredo, and Matamoros. The spirit received a boost in popularity during Prohibition when tequileros smuggled it across the border through south Texas, and again during World War II when it was the beneficiary of decreased overseas liquor shipments.

A decade later, in 1958, the spirit was cemented in the pop culture firmament with the release of “Tequila,” a Latin-flavored, one-word instrumental B-side single by the Champs. It would reach number one on the Billboard pop chart.

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Prohibition-era tequileros—tequila smugglers—could pack fifty bottles (individually wrapped in twine bags to muffle the telltale sound of clanking glass) on a single mule or donkey.