We would like to apologize for the late running of this service. Some crazy shit happened last night. Pete and Gary went out and got annihilated. Freddy got hold of some bad acid and freaked out. The party had hardly started when the police arrived. I was booked, fingerprinted, and locked up for the night. Anyway, um, where was I? The train is due to arrive at 11:15. Quit moaning. Don’t expect anything and you won’t be disappointed, that’s my philosophy. Please have your tickets ready for inspection. I’m gonna throw up.
Sources: New Oxford American Dictionary, NTC’s Dictionary of British Slang