• What’s Scooby’s favorite snack at the carnival?
  • A hot dog — if the weather’s warm!
  • A corn dog — when Shaggy gives him an earful!
  • Cheesy nachos — in the best queso scenario!
• Why don’t zombies like the carnival?
  • The clowns taste funny!
  • The tickets cost an arm and a leg!
  • They don’t have the guts to ride the roller coaster!
• What do clowns like to wear?
  • poly-jester
  • silly-cone
  • angora-ha-ha
• Which performer no longer works at the circus?
  • The human cannonball — he got fired!
  • The trapeze artist — she was let go!
  • The stilt walker — he was downsized!
• Why was Shaggy sweating so much at the carnival?
  • The heat was in tents!
  • The Mexican food vendors were closed, so he couldn’t get chili.
  • The heat was way, way up because of Fair-in-height temperatures!
• What did the egg say to the clown?
  • “You crack me up!”
  • “Your show was eggshell-ent!”
  • “The yoke’s on you!”
• Why couldn’t Shaggy become a clown?
  • Clowns have big shoes to fill!
  • It’s no small feet!
  • Because he never went to Har-Har-Harvard!