ROSS O’CARROLL-KELLY
‘Has delusions of adequacy’
Mr Crabtree, History
‘Sets low personal standards and consistently fails to meet them’
Mr Clark, English
‘He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot’
Mr Lambkin, Biology
‘I’ve never set eyes on the boy’
Mr Allen, Maths
‘Reached rock bottom in fifth year and has continued to dig’
Miss Cully, Irish
‘The next Ollie Campbell’
Fr Fehily, Principal