As my eyes adjusted to the dimness of the service hall, I realized the dark figure at the door was Pavlik.
I wanted to scream again.
Instead, I stepped back.
“Ms. Thorsen,” he said, smiling as he came through the door. “I didn’t mean to startle you.”
Like hell he didn’t. But I could take the high road, too. “That’s all right. I was just cleaning up.”
He looked around. “Good job, you would never know that a woman had died here.”
So much for the high road. “Sheriff, if you have something to say to me, just say it. I’m not independently wealthy. I need this place. Everything I have is invested in it. If you think that’s hardheaded or heartless or whatever, that’s just too damn bad.”
Pavlik’s jaw dropped. I shook my garbage bag at him. “Does this look like fun? Believe me, I’m not some socialite, playing at this. I’m separated. I have a son in college, a mortgage and a loan for this place that I used what little equity I have in my house to secure. If I lose this business, I lose everything.” Including what little self-respect I had left, apparently.
Pavlik started to speak, but I was on a roll. “And as far as your little performance earlier, thanks for leaving me with an image of Patricia’s death that I’ll never forget. But I didn’t have anything to do with it. If you think otherwise, then arrest me. Otherwise stay the hell away from me.”
For a second, Pavlik looked like he was thinking about that arrest part, then he shrugged. “I probably owe you an apology.”
Talk about taking the wind out of one’s sails. I didn’t know what to say.
“I was looking to stir things up.” He met my eyes. “At least from you I get some honest emotion, even if you’re a little...”He seemed to be searching for the right word. “...manic.”
It appeared he’d found it.
He held up his hand like he was going to ward off my protest, but there wasn’t much I could say to the charge. I was a little nuts these days.
“Everyone here seems to be hiding behind these walls of propriety,” he went on. “Even Harper. His wife is dead and he’s inviting me in for cookies. Your friend Mrs. Egan is acting like I’m a gentleman caller, for God’s sake. It’s just plain spooky. What is this? Stepford?”
“They can’t help it,” I said, thinking maybe this guy was human after all. He watched movies. Read books. Saw plays. “People here care about appearances. They’re interested in their children, their homes, their schools and their churches. Sometimes, I have to admit, I think that’s all they’re interested in.”
That must have reminded Pavlik of something, because he flipped open his notebook and waved me over to a table. “Speaking of churches, Mr. and Mrs. Harper belong to Christ Christian, right? The priest over there—”
“Langdon Shepherd,” I supplied. “He’s called a minister or a pastor. I think priests are mainly Catholic, and maybe Episcopalian, too. I’m not sure.” I was bubbling over with information, possibly because the subject wasn’t me, for once.
“Sorry. I was brought up Jewish, so I don’t know the lingo.” His smile backlit his eyes, making them blue again. I had a sudden unholy thought and suppressed it. Go figure. Only a few minutes ago, I’d thought he was the devil incarnate.
But Pavlik was getting down to business. “Anyway, Pastor Shepherd told me he’d seen Mr. and Mrs. Harper on Sunday and everything seemed fine. He also said Mr. and Mrs. Egan belong to his church.”
I nodded.
“Now when I spoke with Mrs. Egan, she said your building inspector left something behind on Friday.” His eyes darkened again. “Do you know anything about that?”
The talk about church had been a diversion, but his eyes had tipped me off that the real question was coming. I shrugged. “I don’t know. I told you, I wasn’t here when he left. I suppose he could have. What did he forget?” It seemed a logical off-hand kind of question.
Maybe not. The eyes got even muddier. “Didn’t you see it?”
“No, I didn’t.” I left it at that. Embroidering the story without knowing what Caron herself had said could only get me in deeper.
He studied me and then wrote something down. “I understand all of you were at the Harper house on Friday night.”
I nodded, glad to get back into safer territory. “I told you—that’s why I had to get my dress from the dry cleaner. Patricia and David invited Bernie, Caron and me over to celebrate our opening.”
Pavlik raised his eyebrows. “Just the five of you? You didn’t bring anyone?”
Weird question coming from him, and one that was none of his business. So why did it make me feel like I was back in high school with no date for the junior prom? Then, I had burst into tears and hidden in the Girls’ Room. That seemed inadvisable now. Instead I just shook my head and said, “No.”
Pavlik started to smile, but apparently thought better of it. “Tell me about the party.”
I thought back to Friday night. Patricia had done it up right, of course. Canapés, grilled swordfish steaks with lemon and capers, three kinds of wine—all with corks—and a wonderful fresh fruit and cream—or was it crème?—thing for dessert.
As perfect as the meal was, somewhere between the canapés and the swordfish, tension had crept in. Patricia seemed irritated with David; and David, for his part, was hustling all evening to try to smooth things over.
Conversation had revolved around the opening of Uncommon Grounds. Bernie and David, bless their hearts, had even tried to appear interested as we talked coffee endlessly. We also discussed the election and the scheduled recount. Patricia had been shocked to discover from Caron, who always had bits of miscellany at her fingertips, that a tie vote would be resolved by a flip of the coin.
At the time, I didn’t know why it had upset her so much. I’d assumed that the thought of something so important being determined by mere chance upset her nicely ordered view of the world. Now I realized that if the disputed ballot were a vote for Patricia, it could throw the election into a tie. A tie that would be resolved by a flip of the coin. It really did seem awfully...well, flippant.
We also talked about April fifteenth coming up fast. I’d admitted that I hadn’t done my taxes and Patricia had taken the opportunity to needle David, who apparently hadn’t filed yet either.
I filled Pavlik in on the evening, but left out any suggestion of an argument between Patricia and David. I didn’t think my vague impressions amounted to much. Maybe I’d ask Caron what she thought.
I did pitch the election angle to Pavlik, though, outlining the invalidated ballot and the tie-breaking procedure. It was my turn to divert him from what I saw as his main targets: Caron and me.
He was decidedly skeptical, though. “So you think this Rudy Fischer killed her to ensure a win in an election that he had already won?”
“Well, it may not be that simple. Maybe he knows somehow that the invalidated ballot was a vote for Patricia.”
“But from what you’ve told me that would only mean a tie vote. He still has a fifty-fifty chance of winning. Wouldn’t he wait until he knew the results of the coin toss before committing murder over it?”
Ah, but it was all becoming clear to me now. “If he waited until after the recount and the coin toss and then killed Patricia, there would be a new election. He wouldn’t just be given the office by default.”
“Uh-huh, and this Rudy is what, seventy-five years old?”
“Seventy-two,” I mumbled. Patricia had made an issue of Rudy’s age in her campaign literature.
“Do you suppose he even knows what an espresso machine looks like, much less how to re-wire one?”
“Well—” I started.
His point made, Pavlik moved on. “Now about Friday night. How did Mrs. Harper and Mrs. Egan seem to be getting along?”
I’d been thinking instead of listening, a bad habit of mine, so at first I thought he was asking about Patricia and David, not Patricia and Caron. I opened my mouth, closed it, and then started all over again. “Fine. We were all excited about opening the store.”
“Interesting.” That thud was the sound of the other shoe dropping. “Because from what I hear, they had plenty of reason to dislike each other.” He was watching me carefully.
“Really?” I croaked.
“You need to practice that. You’re not a very good liar. I find it hard to believe that you didn’t know that both of your partners were seeing the same man—unbeknownst to their husbands, of course.”
Unbeknownst—good word. “Nobody told me, not until today.” I met his eyes. I might be bad at lying, but I was really good at telling the truth. “And to be honest, I don’t believe that either of them was aware of the other one. If they were, they were awfully good actors.”
“Maybe one of them had reason to be.”
“Right. Caron killed Patricia because Roger had broken up with Patricia and moved on to Caron. That makes a lot of sense,” I said sarcastically.
But Pavlik was following the same train of thought Sarah had earlier. He got off at a different station. “Unless Mrs. Harper threatened to expose them. You said people here care about appearances. Maybe Mrs. Harper wanted Karsten back and threatened to go to Mrs. Egan’s husband.”
Me and my big mouth. “So Caron killed her because it would be much better if Bernie found out she was a murderer, rather than an adulteress?”
“It’s happened before, more times than you would want to know.”
“Not here. Not Caron. I would stake my life on it.”
“Maybe you are.” He seemed to be sizing me up. “If the saboteur wasn’t you, Mrs. Egan, or Mr. Karsten, then that leaves us with a random crime. That means you or Mrs. Egan could have gotten it just as easily.”
There was a knock on the door. Through the window I could see a red truck backed up to the curb. Outside the door was a stocky man in his early fifties with a dark beard and a loaner espresso machine on a hand truck. It was Ed, the same technician who had installed the first machine, so I let him in.
He went right to work and I went back to Pavlik. Not that I wanted to. I figured Ed was listening avidly from below the counter where he was unpacking the machine, so I kept my voice down. “You don’t really believe that, do you?” I asked Pavlik.
“Why not?” he whispered back. “And there’s another point you might consider. Electrocution is an inexact art. If Mrs. Harper hadn’t been touching the countertop, or if the countertop and pitcher hadn’t been metal, it’s possible she only would have been injured.”
“So you’re saying that it wasn’t necessarily a murder attempt? Then what was it?”
Pavlik shrugged. “I don’t know. A warning maybe? It just seems an inefficient way to kill someone, if that’s what you’re trying to do.”
“So...”
“So, I’m still investigating.” He put away his notebook and stood up. “And in the meantime, it wouldn’t hurt for you and Mrs. Egan to be careful.”
He pulled out his card and handed it to me. “Just in case.” He was out the front door before I could say anything.
I was looking down at the card in my hand, when he stuck his head back in. “Hey!” Both Ed and I jumped. He was talking to Ed, though. “You’d better get new plates for this truck or you’re going to be pulled over.” Once a Chicago cop, always a Chicago cop.
As Pavlik slid into his car, I saw Caron’s Volvo pull into the lot. Pavlik did, too, and he got back out to talk to her. The conversation didn’t take long and Caron was white-faced when she came in. I led her to a table away from Ed’s ears.
“He told you, I assume?”
Caron knew what I was asking. “Roger, that little creep,” she hissed back. “First Patricia, then me. I bet the whole town knows. You probably would have been next.”
Ugh. Not in this lifetime. “Did Pavlik tell you how he found out?”
She ran a hand through her short brown hair. “From two or three different sources, he said.”
“Listen, Pavlik thinks this gives you a motive. I’ve been trying to come up with someone else who wanted Patricia dead.” Caron shot daggers at me. “Okay, okay, let me rephrase that: I’m trying to think of anyone who may have wanted her dead.”
Caron looked miserable. “Like who?”
“I don’t know. Rudy, or Roger, or even Way? He seemed awfully eager to tell the police he saw you there on Saturday.”
Caron was considering. “You know, the sheriff asked me about Patricia’s party on Friday night.”
“I know, he asked me, too. I told him about Rudy and the election and the coin flip, but he didn’t seem to think that Rudy was capable of this.”
Caron sighed, and I went on hurriedly. “I didn’t tell him about the argument Patricia and David seemed to be having. Or was I imagining the tension in the air?”
“No, it was there all right. We got to their house before you did, and Patricia was all put out about the television being on. You know how guys are, you invite people over and they think it’s perfectly acceptable for everybody to sit down and watch TV.”
“Excuse me.” It was Ed. “I’ve got the machine hooked up, but it’s different than your other one, so you’d better take a look.”
We went over to the espresso machine, which looked to be an older model than ours. Ed confirmed it. “This machine isn’t fully programmable like your other baby.”
Ed had been enamored of our first machine, which could be programmed like a computer for different-sized shots and strengths. “Push this button for a full shot, this one for a half. You can do double shots, using this double portafilter, but that means you’ve got to change the amount of espresso you’re using.”
I nodded and tried to cut to the chase. “So if we’re doing single shots, we just use these.” I pointed to the buttons that had drawings of tiny coffee cups on them. “And if we want two shots we can use both sides of the machine.” Each side had its own espresso brewer and steaming wand.
Ed nodded, conceding my apparent inability to understand anything more complex. “Yeah, that should get you through. Did the police take the other machine?”
He looked fascinated. I decided I didn’t like Ed much. “If that’s all, let me give you a check.”
“I’ll take a check for the rental on the machine, but I’m an independent contractor and I’d prefer cash for the labor portion.”
Of course he would. I wrote the check to L’Cafe and had to go into my wallet to come up with the two twenties and a ten for Ed. Pavlik’s card was on the counter, so I stuck it in my handbag.
As Ed packed up his tools, Tony Bruno came in. Tony was a nice man and a good dentist. I also suspected that he didn’t like Ted—his fellow dentist and my former fellow—much. That earned him bonus points with me these days.
Tony was one of the group that hung out at Goddard’s, so I was surprised to see him stop by. “Hi Tony, I’m sorry, we’re not set up yet. We’ll be opening tomorrow.”
He stepped aside to let Ed pass with a pleasant, “Back again, huh? These girls really keep you hopping.” Then he nodded. “I know. I just wanted to say how sorry I am about Mrs. Harper. She seemed like a nice woman. I feel so badly for the Harper kids.”
He looked around the shop. “This is very nice, very nice. You say you’ll be open tomorrow?”
Caron answered him, since I was distracted by the red Probe that had just pulled into the spot Ed had vacated. Kate McNamara. Was there still time to hide? I decided I could probably get away, but that would mean leaving Caron to the dogs. I sighed and pulled open the door. “Come on in, Kate.”
I was braced for retaliation for my setting Langdon on her, but this time I wasn’t Kate’s target. She stormed in and looked around. “Where’s that bastard, Pavlik?” she demanded.
Tony quickly excused himself, promising to return in the morning. At the same time, Caron snuck out the back way, leaving me alone with Kate. So much for loyalty.
Kate, unaware that the new prime suspect was escaping, continued, her face just this side of crimson. “His office said he was here, now where is he?”
“Kate! Calm down before you pop a gasket. Pavlik left half an hour ago. What do you want him for?”
“He’s trying to block the press from the recount tomorrow. He can’t do that! Has he ever heard of freedom of the press? Public meeting laws? The Constitution, for God’s sake?”
I have to say I was relieved to hear that Pavlik must think there was more to the political angle than he had let on. I decided to play dumb in hope of finding out how much Kate knew. “Why would Pavlik be interested in the recount?”
Kate was disdainful. “Well, obviously, he thinks the election might have something to do with Patricia’s death. You know small town politics is a hot bed of graft and corruption.”
Uh-huh. I played along. “Really? In Brookhills?”
“Of course,” Kate snapped. “Why else would—” Suddenly she seemed to realize she was in danger of providing me with information I hadn’t stuck two quarters in a paper box for. She shut her mouth abruptly. “I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait for this week’s edition of The Observer, Maggy. Or maybe, just maybe, you show me yours, I’ll show you mine.”
She slammed out the door.
That night I went to bed early. Before I did, though, I tried to reach David again. Caron and I had both called repeatedly throughout the day and had failed to connect with anything but the answer machine. Sure enough, I got the machine again. I pulled aside the curtains and looked out the window as I waited for the beep. There was a car across the street again. Andrea next door must have a new boyfriend. Or maybe I was being stalked. Beep, beep, beeeep.
I followed the advice on the recording and left a detailed message. “David, this is Maggy. I’m sure you don’t feel like talking to a lot of people right now, but Caron and I wanted to see how you and the kids are. We, uh, we’re planning to open the shop tomorrow, and wanted to make sure that was all right with you. Also, we wondered if a date had been set for Patricia’s funeral.”
Finishing up with a hurried, “So call us when you feel up to it,” I hung up. I felt awful for talking about business and funeral arrangements in the same breath.
I called Frank in from the yard and confided that I felt like a real shit. He licked my face and we went to bed. Not together. Unlike some people, I had standards.