I SHOULD BE SOUVLAKI

If you’re going to go to the trouble of opening an eatery, why not give it a funny name, like these real restaurants, bars, and cafés?

Lettuce Souprise You

What the Pho

Pho Ever Yum

UnPhoGettable

Wasabi Lobby

Like No Udder Vegan Ice Cream

Lebaneser Scrooge

Bun of Brothers

Planet of the Grapes

I Should Be Souvlaki

Abra Kebabra

Basic Kneads Pizza

Party Fowl

Lox Stock & Bagels

Life of Pie

Brew’d Awakening

Eggspectation

My Big Fat Greek Restaurant

Between Buns

The Crabby Oyster

Chez What?

Poo Ping Palace

The Bar F Saloon

Miso Hapi

The Wurst Shop in Dickinson

Club Foot

Jonathan Livingston Seafood

Lawrence of Oregano

A Salt & Battery Fish and Chips

It’s About Thyme

Debbie Does Donuts

Seoul Man

The Elbow Room

What Ales You

Barca Lounge

Nacho Daddy

Nacho Mama’s

Aesop’s Tables

Half Fast Subs

Cluck U

Sacred Chow

Taco Bill

Lard Have Mercy

Nincomsoup

Turnip the Beet

Vincent Van Doughnut

The Chocolate Log

Frying Nemo

New Cod on the Block

Wish You Were Beer

Lord of the Fries

Lord of the Wings

Just Falafs

Fleetwood Macchiato

The Middle Feast

Massive Wieners

Frank & Stein (hot dogs and beer)

Bread Zeppelin

Fishcotheque

Pita Pan

Baguettaboutit

Burgatory

The Dairy Godmother

Squat and Gobble Cafe

Open Sesame

Moon Wok

Drink Wisconsinbly Pub

Bean Me Up

Pour Judgment

I Dream of Weenie

Pastabilities

Kale Me Crazy

Only country where both lions and tigers still live in the wild: India.