LEFT BEHIND

Ever slapped yourself in the forehead for leaving something behind? But it’s unlikely that any of your forgotten stuff compares to these 32 items left in taxis, hotel rooms, Ubers, subways, and on planes.

1.A goat dressed like Abraham Lincoln

2.A bathtub full of potatoes

3.A full set of 18k-gold teeth

4.A case of cheerleaders’ pompoms

5.A live chicken

6.A birth certificate and Social Security card

7.Multiple cats, a $100 tip, and a note that said “Thanks for taking care of these guys.”

8.A breast pump with breast milk

9.A baseball signed by Babe Ruth

10.A replica of Meghan Markle’s wedding dress

11.A black-and-white tuxedo for a small dog

12.An army rucksack filled with false teeth

13.A Harry Potter magic wand

14.A Bible filled with cat photos

15.A bag of haggis

16.A mannequin

17.A fish tank complete with fish and water

18.A blue-eyed cockatoo called Brexit

19.A giant stuffed Spider-Man toy

20.A Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat costume

21.A journal kept by a man who thought his wife was trying to kill him

22.A pair of yet-to-be-implanted breast implants

23.A bag containing two dead mice

24.A Star Wars skateboard

25.“Why I Love Salad”: a notebook filled with 40-plus handwritten pages

26.A dead alligator

27.Deer antlers and a welding helmet

28.A full rabbi costume, including the beard

29.A Swarovski-encrusted 5-foot wedding cake

30.A glass eye in a glass of water

31.A liter of fake blood

32.A bag of snails

…There are Lego versions of his characters from The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Jurassic World.