EVERYBODY FARTS

These real T-shirts adorned with slogans about farting could be the lowest form of comedy…but hey, they make Uncle John laugh.

Who just farted? This guy!

Does this smell infected?

I don’t fart, I giggle with my a******

While you were reading this…I farted

Proud farter (I mean father)

Fart loading: Please wait

When I fart, you’ll be the second to know

Warning: Do not pull this guy’s fingers

Beware: My protein comes from beans

I think I might have over-trusted that last fart

Life lesson: If you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you

Fart Wars

I didn’t fart…my butt likes you so much that it blew you a kiss

That moment when you realize it wasn’t a fart

I’m a fart smella, no wait, I mean smart fella

Hug me! I fart!

MILF: Man, I like to fart!

How come it didn’t smell like farts before you showed up?

If you’re not farting, you’re dead

May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows

I fart. What’s your superpower?

Warning: This human may emit toxic gas in public spaces

Farts don’t show up in an MRI do they? Asking for a friend.

Home is where the fart is

Danger: Explosive gas in rear

Eat. Sleep. Fart. Repeat.

It wasn’t me, it was the dog!

Beware of taco fart

Fart is my second favorite F-word

Did you just fart, or do you always smell that way?

Just as I started to enjoy the sweet smell of success, somebody farted

If you can’t smell my fart, you can’t have my heart

If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

Farted from the bottom, now I’m here

My farts smell like freedom!

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