SMELLS LIKE CHEESE!

Gone are the days of simple lavender or honeysuckle. Candles have become big business, and now there’s an aroma for everyone! (Although we’re not sure exactly who would want some of these scents.)

Gasoline

Burrito

Corn Chips

Zoo

Body Odor

Car Exhaust

Nacho Cheese

Garlic

Dill Pickles

Chlorine

Skunk

Vomit

Urine

Urinal Cake

Fart

Turkey and Stuffing

Marshmallow Chicks

Schnitzel with Noodles

Resident Evil. (For burning while playing the zombie-killing video game Resident Evil. It smells like blood and sweat.)

Bavarian Pretzel

Riding Mower

Burning Books

Whiskers on Kittens

Snow Day

Wood Ash

New Mac

Old Books

Joe Biden. (Available in the former vice president’s home state, at the Delaware History Museum.)

White Castle

Beard

Dentist Office Waiting Room

Frat House Basement

Hermit Crab

Sandcastles & Sunburn

Root Beer Float

Rome Burning

Locker Room

Fried Chicken

Calamine Lotion

Money

Pizza

Mountain Dew

Newsprint

Stripper

Barber Shop

Trash Compactor

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