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22 Types of Disasters (according to the American Red Cross)

1. Chemical emergency

2. Drought

3. Earthquake

4. Fire

5. Flood

6. Flu

7. Food safety

8. Heat wave

9. Highway safety

10. Hurricane

11. Landslide

12. Nuclear explosion

13. Poisoning

14. Power outage

15. Terrorism

16. Thunderstorm

17. Tornado

18. Tsunami

19. Volcano

20. Water safety

21. Wildfire

22. Winter storm

10 Men Taylor Swift Wrote Songs About

1. Calvin Harris

2. Tom Hiddleston

3. Harry Styles

4. John Mayer

5. Jake Gyllenhaal

6. Taylor Lautner

7. Joe Jonas

8. Cory Monteith

9. Drew Hardwick

10. Tim McGraw

4 of the World’s Oldest Trees

1. “Methuselah” (bristlecone pine, CA): 4,900 years old

2. “Gran Abuelo” (cypress, Chile): 3,000 years old

3. “Oliveira do Mouchão” (olive tree, Portugal): 3,350 years old

4. “The President” (giant sequoia, CA): 3,200 years old

5 Types of Insomnia

1. Acute insomnia (caused by stress; temporary)

2. Chronic insomnia (long-term pattern)

3. Comorbid insomnia (occurs with another condition)

4. Onset insomnia (difficulty falling asleep)

5. Maintenance insomnia (difficulty staying asleep)

5 Types of Nouns

1. Common noun (bathroom, plunger)

2. Concrete noun (rest area, urinal cake)

3. Proper noun (Uncle John, the Toilet Museum)

4. Abstract noun (stench, relief)

5. Collective noun (load of garbage, culture of bacteria)

On average, men get bored 26 minutes into a shopping trip.