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As George Bernard Shaw observed, “There is no love sincerer than the love of food.” (Some of these people may need to get a room.)

“Nothing like mashed potatoes when you’re feeling blue. Nothing like getting into bed with a bowl of hot mashed potatoes already loaded with butter, and methodically adding a thin, cold slice of butter to every forkful.”

—Nora Ephron

“ICE CREAM IS EXQUISITE. WHAT A PITY IT ISN’T ILLEGAL.”

—Voltaire

“The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.”

—Maya Angelou

“Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.”

—Sophia Loren

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”

—David Mamet

“When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.”

—Mark Twain

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

—Charles M. Schulz

“It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.”

—Lewis Grizzard

“TOO FEW PEOPLE UNDERSTAND A REALLY GOOD SANDWICH.”

—James Beard

“My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.”

—Oprah Winfrey

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”

—Doug Larson

“Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.”

—Betty White

“Chowder breathes reassurance. It steams consolation.”

—Clementine Paddleford

“The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog: it feeds the hand that bites it.”

—Laurence J. Peter

“If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.”

—Nick Offerman

“My biggest thing is banana pudding, but it’s the devil! So no one is allowed to bring it into my house, Because I can’t control myself. So why put it in my domain?”

—Jennifer Hudson

“There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap.”

—Kevin James