Thursday, November 27, 2014

Jackdaw44: FUCK.

ICE9: What?

Jackdaw44: Busted.

ICE9: What?!!!

Jackdaw44: Mum found a bunch of tickets from the machines on Weston pier. She went through my jeans pockets when she was doing the washing. She knows I wasn’t in town with mates when I skipped school last week.

ICE9: Jesus! I thought you meant WE’D been busted. I nearly had a heart attack.

Jackdaw44: That’s old age for you.

ICE9: You’re an idiot.

Jackdaw44: And you’re amazing at blow jobs. I can’t stop thinking about last week. You’re a fucking pro.

ICE9: Charming.

Jackdaw44: Not like that. You were fucking amazing. And it wasn’t weird.

ICE9: You thought me sucking you off would be weird?

Jackdaw44: Well, duh. Seemed like you were enjoying yourself too.

ICE9: I can’t believe we’re having this conversation!

Jackdaw44: That means you did.

ICE9: I think you know the answer to that.

Jackdaw44: