Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Jackdaw44: So last night was fun.

ICE9: I fucking hate you. I’m never doing that again.

Jackdaw44: Yes, you are.

ICE9: I knew you had backups of the photos. I’m not an idiot.

Jackdaw44: I’ve got screenshots of our Snapchat conversations too, including the one where you said how much you enjoyed sucking my cock.

ICE9: And I’ve got a photo of your erect dick.

Jackdaw44: And?

ICE9: The photo includes your face.

Jackdaw44: So?

ICE9: If you try and blackmail me again I’ll send it to all your mates and post it on your Facebook page.

Jackdaw44: Got the numbers for my mates, have you? And if you post on my FB page it’ll have your name attached. And you can’t post to my page unless you’re a friend.

ICE9: I’ll find a way.

Jackdaw44: Cool.

ICE9: You’re calling my bluff.

Jackdaw44: Am I? Or maybe I don’t give a shit that you’ve got a photo of me and my massive cock. It would prove Liv’s a fucking liar for one.

ICE9: You’d be humiliated if I made this photo public.

Jackdaw44: Would I? Kids my age don’t give a shit about that kind of thing, not if they’re well hung. Look up Dappy, look up Arg from TOWIE, that bloke from Made in Chelsea. It’s not a big deal. But YOUR photos on the other hand . . . shit would hit the fan and then some.

ICE9: I’m not doing what we did last night again.

Jackdaw44: I don’t want you to do that again. It was a bit of a disappointment if I’m honest.

ICE9: Then what do you want?

Jackdaw44: Nothing you haven’t done before.

ICE9: Sex.

Jackdaw44: Something else.

ICE9: Like what?

Jackdaw44: Oh, the suspense! Beg and I’ll tell you.

Jackdaw44: Still waiting for the begging . . .

ICE9: I don’t know what kind of twisted game you’re playing but it stops now.

Jackdaw44: Your call. Oh, is that the sound of photos whooshing out of my phone I hear?

ICE9: Do it. I don’t care anymore.

Jackdaw44: Now who’s bluffing?

ICE9: Do it.

Jackdaw44: You’ll lose everything.

ICE9: Do it.

Jackdaw44: Hope you enjoy jail.

ICE9: What?

Jackdaw44: I’m 15, remember?

ICE9: And?

Jackdaw44: You’re over 18. That makes you a pedophile.

ICE9: Don’t be fucking stupid.

Jackdaw44: You slept with someone under 16. PEDOPHILE.

ICE9: You started this.

Jackdaw44: Did I? You were the one that kissed me. I’ll tell the police you groomed me.

ICE9: They’ll laugh you out of the police station.

Jackdaw44: Not if I say you raped me.

ICE9: They won’t believe you.

Jackdaw44: Won’t they? I have photos, remember. You’ll be locked away for a very, very long time. Do you know what they do to people like you in jail?

ICE9: What do you want?

Jackdaw44: I just want you to do one more thing for me and then I’ll leave you alone.

ICE9: I don’t believe you.

Jackdaw44: I’ll write something, a letter. I’ll say we had consensual sex, that I was in love with you, that I started it.

ICE9: I don’t believe you. You’ll come up with something else.

Jackdaw44: I swear. Just one more thing. Something that will always be our little secret. Then we’re over, I promise. It’s not sex.

ICE9: What is it?

Jackdaw44: It’s something you’ve done before. And it might hurt.