Deborah and Perry spent the next few days rushing about like a couple of hyperactive beavers. They sorted out their script; after a run of twenty years, the play was pretty polished. I heard them discussing it. Perry was going to be completely open about his condition, and sorry he hadn’t come clean before. Deborah looked out some of her magazine articles just to back up her own story.
They thought of everything. Perry got up into the attic and chucked down a couple of cobwebby cardboard boxes full of old baby clothes and toys. Deborah said she’d put them up there when Matt grew out of them, meaning to send them to a jumble sale one day. It made me laugh, the idea of Big Matt fitting into those diddy little scraps. Deborah reckoned they smelled musty, and tipped all the clothes into the machine with about a pint of that disgusting stuff that’s supposed to smell of spring flowers.
I caught her scattering what she called ‘a few homely touches’ around her bedroom. Trashy novels, magazines, slippers. Contraceptive pills artlessly left on the dressing table. The baby clothes were sitting in clean, fluffy piles on top of the chest of drawers, smelling gently of springtime.
‘D’you think it looks a bit too Home and Garden, Jake?’ she asked, spreading a hideous patchwork quilt on the bed.
‘More like The Simpsons,’ I told her.
Perry and I dumped the toys in the sink and scrubbed them, and then stacked them in a wooden toy box he’d been using to store seeds. I gave it a new coat of paint. On Sunday night he put on the breadmaker and set the timer for eight-thirty so as to flood the house with homely smells. It was a slick operation, I’ll say that for them.
Monday came around at last, almost non-existent in another of those stifling sea mists. I was beginning to yearn for the sight of an honest frost and a clear blue sky. I offered to drop Matt at school on my way out through town, and he seemed happy about the idea.
It felt a bit weird, leaving. I reckon I’d become institutionalised. I needed to get away.
Perry came to the door to see me off. The smell of baking bread and coffee bubbled out from behind him, as though his home was a haven of warmth in a chilled, damp world. He was looking gaunt, with shadowy gullies in his cheeks.
He shook my hand. ‘You won’t be in London long, will you, Jake?’
‘About two weeks, I should think. Depends on the visas, really.’
He nodded gloomily. ‘Well, don’t stay away on our account. There’s always a bed for you here.’
Debs walked me to the car. ‘Like my cardigan?’ She held out her arms. She was wearing something seriously frumpy.
‘No.’ I threw my bag into the boot, then took a second look at the shapeless sack. ‘Did you nick that off a scarecrow?’
She laughed anxiously. ‘I keep it for gardening. It’s supposed to be mumsy.’
I slammed down the boot lid. ‘That’s just bloody ridiculous.’
She poked her hair behind her ear. ‘I’ve seen you watching all the rehearsals and painting of scenery with that twisted smile of yours, Jake Kelly. It’s probably no bad thing you’re not going to be here for the performance. It’d be like having a schoolboy standing in the wings. You’d keep making rude noises and giggling during all my most moving speeches.’
‘And pretending to chuck up into the fire bucket.’
‘Mm. Make me fluff my lines. You’re unhealthily honest, you know that?’
I folded myself into the driver’s seat, and she stood at the window. ‘I’ll miss my conscience, though.’
I smiled at her. ‘You can always phone, if you want. Dial-a-conscience. You’ve got my number.’
‘I might even write. It’s what I do, write to people. School friends, aunts, even my old German teacher.’ She kicked my front tyre. ‘Five letters to Rod, trying to explain why I won’t be coming back to him. Haven’t posted any of ’em.’
‘Write to me, then,’ I said. ‘Good old snail mail.’ I started the car up while Matt came sauntering out of the house and piled enthusiastically into the passenger seat. He was wittering on about V8 engines and torque. Then he pressed the button to make the roof slide down.
Suddenly I didn’t want to leave. I looked up at Deborah, but there was nothing to be said. She kissed me on the cheek before straightening up and stepping away. I scrunched past her, through the gates and into a vague and misty world.
We nudged along for a few miles with the lid off, our road twisting through Coptree Woods. Cheerless vapour rolled around our faces, and the feeble beams of my fog lamps were throttled at birth. It was kind of spooky. I could smell leaf mould and rotting wood and, very faintly, a salty tang that I thought must be the sea. Eventually, the chill got through to my hands.
‘It’s a bit cold, mate,’ I said, and pulled into the verge, narrowly missing a treacherous ditch the council had put there as a trap. Matt pressed the button again, then laughed delightedly as the roof unfolded itself and slid over our heads.
Letting out the clutch, I glanced sideways at him. ‘You seem all bright eyes and two tails,’ I said suspiciously. I’d never seen him so alert at any time of day, let alone at eight-fifteen in the morning.
Matt was examining the dashboard. ‘The old folks made me bury my dope in the garden. I wasn’t allowed to smoke any last night. Had to sleep in a howling gale to get rid of the smell. What does this do?’ He jabbed at a button.
‘Headlight wipers. Leave them alone.’
‘What about this?’ Jab, poke.
‘Seat warmer, so you don’t get a cold butt.’
‘Wow! Look at this! That’s so cool.’ He leaned forwards, concentrating, and started messing with the music system. He twiddled various knobs and then flicked through my discs. ‘Yeuch! Pink Floyd! Bob Dylan—you are sad, old man!’
I was stung. ‘It’s good stuff,’ I protested. ‘Put on some Dylan. Go on.’
He made an almighty fuss, but he did it, and I’d like to think he saw my point. As we puttered into the outskirts of town he pointed to a truck stop called Dana’s Diner, perched on a roundabout.
‘They do the best sausages you’ll ever taste,’ he announced hopefully. ‘Wanna try them?’
‘It’s coming up to eight-thirty. Won’t you be late for school?’
‘Nah. I’ve got a free period first. Don’t have to be there until ten. Anyway, I’ll concentrate better with some of Dana’s fabulous world-famous saussies inside me.’
He was certainly lying about his free period, I thought, but it wasn’t my problem; so I turned in alongside the lorries. I could have driven clean under some of them.
‘This,’ Matt enthused as he hopped out, ‘is a taste experience you will never forget. Her brother’s a butcher, and he does them specially to his own unique recipe.’
It was one of those cafés you don’t get anywhere else but in Blighty: a Formica haven, where they serve your tea in mugs. The sugar’s in a bowl, not jammed into little paper tubes, and you don’t need to worry about whether your boots are muddy or your overalls oily. A woman bustled out from the kitchen, holding a metal tray. She had an improbably blonde beehive hairdo and blue eye shadow, and she beamed tenderly at Matt.
‘Be with you in a minute, Matt, love. The usual?’
‘Yes, please, Dana, and the same for Jake here.’
She nodded and patted her beehive. ‘You sit yourselves down. I’ll be there in a jiffy.’
We found a table among the truck drivers, who slumped in various states of weariness. Dana slopped a couple of mugs of tea in front of us, hovering longingly over Matt for a few seconds before heading back to the kitchen. Matt watched her go, a wistful expression on his face.
‘I used to bring Cherie in here.’
‘Does Dana know about . . . ?’
‘Grace? Yeah, I told her. She thinks I’ve got lovely eyes.’ He smiled, faintly. ‘Her husband’s a stevedore down at Felixstowe docks. He’s the Suffolk heavyweight champion.’
‘Best you don’t take her down the woods with a blanket, then.’
Matt chortled, ladling sugar into his tea. I watched him. The more I saw of Matt, the more he reminded me of me.
‘You doing your A-levels next year, mate?’
He burped disdainfully, and I felt a little twinge of envy. I used to be able to do that to order, too. Gives me heartburn nowadays. Eventually he muttered, ‘S’pose so. Might not even bother.’
‘Which ones?’
‘God, you’re a nosy bastard. French, English, history, Latin.’
I nearly spat out my tea. ‘Latin?’
‘They were hot on it at my last school.’ He scowled, embarrassed.
I started to laugh. ‘I’m sorry,’ I spluttered, ‘it just doesn’t quite gel with your hard man image, somehow.’ I straightened my face out. ‘So . . . how’s it all going?’
‘It’s not. They’re all wankers, and education’s a waste of my sodding life.’
‘When did you decide it was a waste of your sodding life?’
Dana shimmied over, humming, and plonked a plate of heart disease in front of each of us. ‘There you are, my love,’ she said, ‘and an extra sausage for my favourite customer.’
Matt picked up a knife and fork and dug in. His appetite was truly mesmerising; it was second only to that of my brother in his younger days. We were reverentially quiet for a good five minutes. Those sausages were the stuff of legend, I have to say.
Just outside the window a truck roared into life, and the table shivered. Matt swallowed a mouthful and mumbled, ‘I was planning on being a journalist, once.’
‘Yeah?’
‘I used to run our school newspaper.’
‘Really? Sounds fun.’ I reached for the mustard.
‘It was a bloody good newspaper. Honestly. Won awards. Anyway, I was all lined up to spend a year in Canada, working on a local rag. We actually had it all teed up through a contact of my old headmaster. I was going to play rugby for a Canadian team. I was everybody’s golden boy.’
‘What happened?’
‘It all fell through when I got kicked out. Being a journalist was my big ambition—and don’t you dare say I’d be following in my mother’s footsteps. This is my thing, not hers. I wanted to be the best, you know? Incisive, questioning, all that stuff. There isn’t enough of it. I was going to travel the world, make it my business to understand what makes it tick and who’s messing it up. But it’s all bollocks.’
‘Why?’
‘Fucking look at me, man! I’m not the golden boy any more.’
‘You’re not?’
He dropped the knife and fork, and began to tick off a list on his powerful fingers. ‘One: buggered neck. Cripple. Can’t use rugby to get me into a decent university. Two: drug dealer. Serious blot on copybook. Three: haven’t bothered to go to any lessons this term. Not one. Teachers don’t even know what I look like. If I did darken their doors they’d think I was a gatecrasher. Four: I’m permanently stoned and it’s screwed my head.’
He pressed both hands on top of his hair and sighed resignedly. ‘Five: got my girlfriend banged up and now I have a daughter. So school’s even more fucking irrelevant than ever.’ He retrieved his fork and stabbed a sausage. ‘Sound like Britain’s finest to you, Jacko? La crème de la crème?’
I looked at him, and then I put up a finger. ‘One: you don’t need rugby. You’ve got plenty going for you. Two: you sold a bit of hooch—but you didn’t get nicked by the police, jammy sod. You got away with it, due to the intervention of your beautiful, charming and devoted mother to whom you should be very grateful.’
He laughed unkindly. ‘You poor bastard! You’re in love with my mother!’
‘No, I’m not.’
‘Oh yes, you are.’
I ignored him. ‘Three . . .’ I hesitated. He’d put me off. What was three? ‘Oh, yes. School. You’ve got plenty of time to catch up, if you pull your finger out and stop making excuses. Four: you weren’t stoned last night, and look at you. Your eyes are actually open!’
His eyes really were like hers, I thought. Sea-coloured, with tawny flames around the pupils, and curving up at the outer edges when he smiled. Dana was right.
I don’t know what made me do it. I put down my tea and leaned forward, tapping the table bossily. ‘Sort yourself out, mate,’ I scolded. ‘And then, if you want to, you can fly out and travel with me as long as you like. But only if you’ve passed your exams with flying bloody colours. I’ll pay.’
He looked doubtful. ‘Where will you be by next summer?’
‘If I leave in the New Year and piss about, stop off and do a few things on the way, I’ll have got to . . .’ I counted the months in my head, ‘about Tanzania, I should think.’
He stared at me from under his dolly-bird eyelashes. I laid both hands flat down on the table. Believe it or not, I felt as though I could actually do something for Matt. I felt like an uncle. It was a new sensation, I can tell you.
‘Look. I promise you,’ I insisted seriously. ‘If you stop messing about and sort out your life, we’ll travel together for a bit until you head off to college or wherever. You can text me in the meantime. Let me know how you’re getting on.’
‘Okay. Deal.’ He pushed his plate away. ‘You’re off your trolley,’ he said and looked out of the window. ‘But you’ve got a nice car.’
‘Not much good in the desert. I’m selling it this morning.’
‘No! You can’t!’
‘I can. And I need you to come along and help.’
For a wonderful moment, he looked as though a weight had lifted off him. Then his face fell. ‘And five?’
He’d lost me. ‘Five?’
‘On my list. Number five. Should’ve been first, really. I’ve got a daughter. I’m a father. Fathers don’t fly out to exotic places to meet up with sad old hippies. They don’t have fun, and they don’t have a future. They get jobs in the local supermarket, stacking shelves to pay for the nappies.’
I drew quite a long breath. This was something I’d been wanting to say for days.
‘Matt, you don’t have to do this. There are people out there who want Grace. They’re desperate. She’ll always be your daughter, and when she’s old enough she’ll come looking for you. So you get to have your cake and eat it, mate. You pass on your genes without any of the hard graft. I’d do it myself, if it was always as painless as that.’
Dana appeared with a huge metal teapot and refilled our mugs. She must have heard my little speech because she winked at me, hissing, ‘Go for it!’ out of the corner of her mouth.
Matt didn’t notice her. He was still staring out at my car, defiant among the monster trucks. ‘Thing is, Jake, she’s a nice little kid, is Grace,’ he said. ‘I quite like her.’ He blinked and then looked down at his mug, apparently not surprised at the fact that it had magically refilled itself. He wrapped his fingers tight around the handle, but I could see the tremor in them.
‘I didn’t know what it would be like. I hadn’t a bloody clue. I thought I’d be able to take her or leave her. But when I first picked her up, it hit me like a train . . . Wham!’ He blinked, stunned. ‘It’s like there’s a cord coming from her and pulling at me somewhere around here.’ He pressed a fist into his solar plexus, fixing me with wide, haunted eyes. ‘It hurts. It really hurts. I’d kill for her, Jake. I swear I would.’
I felt completely ignorant. Matt spread his hand protectively across his chest, still eyeing me.
‘Maybe it makes sense for her to go to a better family,’ he said. ‘A normal one. Ours is bloody bonkers. Dad collapses if he steps out the front gate, and he drinks a bottle of whisky a night because he’s so fucking miserable, and he can’t live without Mum, but he hates himself for it.’
He’s right, I thought, surprised at Matt’s insight into his father. Perry’s need for Deborah filled him with self-loathing. I hadn’t thought of all that.
‘And Mum. Huh. She was brilliant when we were kids, but she doesn’t want to look after another baby. She doesn’t even want to be here. I know that. I’m not stupid.’ He shook his head. ‘Which leaves me. And I’m not up to the job.’
I felt sorry for him. ‘You’re just young, that’s all. You could be a great dad.’
He swilled the tea around in his mug. ‘Maybe, maybe not. The truth is, I’m scared witless. Just like Cherie was. I reckon she couldn’t handle it, you know? And I can’t either. It’s too big for me.’
‘So . . . why not let the kid go?’
‘I can’t. I owe it to Cherie.’
‘She’d understand. She ran away herself.’
‘I’d never stop worrying. These people who say they want her, they don’t even know her. They just want a baby, any baby. They don’t love my Grace. When she gets a sore stomach and cries all night, they’ll get frustrated and hit her. There’s no cord attaching her to their chests.’ ‘But, like you said, if it’s a more normal family—’
‘How’s she supposed to understand? She won’t know who she is. She won’t know where she belongs. She won’t have a clue whether she looks like her mother or her father or her great-great-uncle.’
‘That’s true. No roots.’
‘When the doctor asks if there’s a family history of . . . shit, I don’t know, flat feet or something, how’s she going to feel? She won’t have a family. She won’t be one in a long, long line of flat feet, stretching away into blue infinity. She’ll be all alone! Jesus Christ, Jake, how fucking sad is that?’
I was silenced, because he was right. We’re all links in a chain. Even me.
He shook his head. ‘No deal. Apart from anything else, she’s Dad’s only hope. With Grace at home, Mum and I will stick around. Otherwise, he’s going to be alone. He’ll go to pieces.’
I knew I was losing this argument. ‘He’ll get over it, surely?’
Matt hunched over the table. ‘You don’t know what it’s like. He puts on a show for people like you. A bloody impressive show. But after Mum left, it was horrible. Lucy had to come home every weekend. Thank God for Lucy! He stayed up all night drinking, spent his days digging like a maniac in the garden, talking gibberish to himself. He stopped working. Stopped washing. Stopped sleeping. I used to hear him crying at night, down in the kitchen. It kept me awake. I had to get blasted just to blot out the sound.’
‘Jeez,’ I said. ‘Perry seems very together to me. Stiff upper lip, polish your boots, don’t mention the phobia.’
He sighed. ‘Grace has given him hope.’
‘So you can’t give her up.’
‘No way.’ He thumped his fist onto the table. ‘No way.’ He got to his feet, and his chair scraped across the lino. ‘Thanks anyway, Jake. But it’s supermarket shelves for me.’
I dug out my wallet and paid the lovely Dana. She leaned across the counter as she handed me my change. ‘How did you get on?’
‘Fell at the last fence,’ I said, grimacing.
She made an anxious face and pinged the till shut. ‘Don’t give up,’ she breathed. ‘He needs a bit of a friend, does our Matt.’
I put a hefty tip in the tin and followed my friend out to the car. The mist was starting to burn away, and I could see patches of stonewashed sky.
I reckoned one more morning’s bunking off school wouldn’t hurt, so I took Matt with me to visit the car sharks. They all salivated over mine, and I got a decent deal for it. We found an eight-year-old Land Cruiser that was in pretty good nick. Matt spent about twenty minutes under the bonnet, and then squinted at the pedals and the seat. He claimed that was the easy way to spot whether it had been clocked or not. When he emerged he seemed impressed, and I agreed with him. Dad used to have one, actually, and I’d done the maintenance. Dad wasn’t welcome at the local garage; he didn’t pay his bills.
We had a test drive and took the truck around to a Toyota specialist place I’d found in the Yellow Pages. I wanted them to look it over before I bought it. There was no one in the office. There never is. In the workshop, though, we could hear someone turning the air blue with curses before we spotted some legs sticking out from underneath a car. The mechanic pulled himself out on a little trolley and rolled to his feet, wiping his hands on a rag.
‘Heap of junk.’ He gave the bumper a kick and then turned to us. His face was covered in oil, and he looked about twenty-five. His name was sewn onto his overalls, barely legible through a layer of grease: Jonty. When I explained what we wanted, his face lit up like a beacon.
‘Yeah?’He threw down the rag and strode out to the truck. ‘I’ve done that. Cairo to Vic Falls. Eastern route.’
I recognised the accent. I always do, instantly, even after all these years. It’s still the sound of home. It calls to me. I didn’t mention it, though. There’s a code of conduct. It’s not cool to fall on someone’s neck just because they come from the same tiny corner of the Pacific.
Jonty opened the door of the Toyota and made the bonnet pop up, and then he strolled around and leaned in. Matt and he had a fine old time, babbling on about head gaskets and rad valves and differentials.
‘You talk like Jake,’ said Matt suddenly.
‘Yep,’ Jonty grinned. ‘That’s because we’re both from Godzone.’
‘Where?’
‘God’s own country. Godzone. Aotearoa. New Zealand.’
‘Why d’you call it that?’
Jonty met my eyes, and we both smiled. ‘Because it is,’ he said simply.
‘Well, if it’s so great, what are you doing here, then?’ Matt sounded defensive.
Jonty put a hand to his chest. ‘Following my heart,’ he said. ‘There’s a nurses’ hostel down the road.’
‘That’s not your heart you’re following, mate,’ I said, and he chuckled. Under the oil he had a freckled, lively face. I was willing to bet he did all right down at the nurses’ hostel.
He winked at Matt. ‘But Godzone it is, and always will be. Imagine a world,’ he was warming to his theme now, ‘where the women are all super fit and tanned and play netball in teeny-weeny little gym slips. Where you can ski, surf, and trek through subtropical bush all in one day. Where the sun shines all year round, there’s no traffic, and nobody’s ever so much as seen a queue. They don’t even have the word in their vocabulary. A world where the scenery is so totally awesome that people don’t even bother to talk about it.’
Matt looked sceptical. ‘Is all this true, Jake?’
I thought for a second and then nodded. ‘Yep. Pretty much.’
‘So what’s the catch?’
I didn’t want to have this conversation. ‘Er . . . dunno. What’s the catch, Jonty?’
The mechanic was leaning right into the engine, his feet barely touching the ground. ‘Catch? There isn’t one,’ he replied, straightening. ‘That’s why we’re all homesick. That’s why we all go home, in the end.’
He got down onto his back and slithered underneath the truck.
‘Jake’s not homesick,’ insisted Matt. ‘And he’s not going back. You’re not, are you, Jake?’
‘Hell, no,’ I assured him. ‘Twelve thousand miles is only just far enough from my old man for comfort.’
Jonty reappeared, looking cheerful. ‘You’ve found a good one,’ he announced. ‘Treat her right and she’ll get you there and back five times. Treat her wrong and she’ll dump you in the desert. Typical woman, really.’