“Devon?”
She stands in Aiko’s doorway, sheltered beneath a large, floral umbrella. My mouth opens. I have no other words.
“Ah,” she booms. “There you are. Marvelous.”
They sent Devon? To bring me in? I mean… I like her, but that’s kind of insulting.
“Well come on.” She looks at me expectantly. “Invite me in. It’s raining cats and dogs out here. Well, not real cats and dogs. Terrible, bloody mess that would be. Pet bits everywhere. Hazardous to one’s health. At least—”
“Come in,” I say, regaining some control over my jaw. I move out of the way of the door. I’m still trying to put everything together in a pattern that makes sense.
“This isn’t my…” I wave a hand at the hallway.
“Well obviously it’s not your place,” Devon says. “You don’t even live in this city. I mean, you could have some love nest secreted away, but even so this apartment is owned by Evan Walter Young—who isn’t young as it turns out—and rented to Aiko Maria Futsawa, neither of whom are you.” She pauses. “Unless you live a much different life than the one I imagine you to have. Which, given my history with that sort of thing, may actually be more likely than I’d thought.” She pauses again. “You don’t dress up as an Asian woman on the weekends, do you, Arthur?”
I work my jaw a little bit more, still trying to catch up with events so far.
“Not that there would be anything wrong with that if you did.” Devon misreads my silence. “I’d just be surprised Shaw would go with that is all. She doesn’t seem like the type.”
“No,” I finally manage. “No, I do not cross-dress on the weekends.” Not something I expected to have to explain today of all days.
And this is, of course, the moment Aiko pokes her head around the door.
“I’ll leave you two to it then,” she says and ducks away.
I try to find steady ground. “Devon,” I say, “what are you doing here? How did you even find me?”
“I may be new, Arthur,” Devon puts her hands on her hips, “but it’s not the hardest thing in the world to find out someone’s address. I can use a computer. Sort of have a doctorate from Cambridge on the very subject. Not that I like to parp on my own trumpet.” She stops, looks left. “That sounds terribly dirty, doesn’t it?”
“Devon,” I implore her, praying for sanity, for a short swift answer, “please, what are you doing here?”
“Oh.” Devon looks momentarily, and uncharacteristically, nonplussed. “Did I not say that?”
“No!” I regret the way I say it as soon as it’s out of my mouth. “Sorry. It’s been a long day.”
Jasmine’s head appears. “You sure you’re all right?”
I whirl on her, catch myself in time. I breathe. “One minute, please.”
Jasmine’s head disappears. I look back to Devon. “Please?” I say.
“Oh right, yes, well.”
And then Devon lapses into silence.
I’m on the verge of pulling my gun on her just to get an answer when she says, “Sort of inspired by your lead today. Might have followed it a bit.”
“Wait.” That sounds like… “What?”
“Sort of quit MI37 today.” She nods to herself.
Oh holy crap. I try to sort through that in my head. Not a good day for the home team. “How did Felicity take it?” I ask. It surprises me that that’s still my first thought.
“Well,” Devon keeps nodding, “sort of haven’t told her yet.”
“What?” Devon is apparently a master of postmodern, non-linear storytelling.
“Well,” Devon says, “I’m not very into the whole confrontation thing. Makes me very uncomfortable. Like tights. Never liked the things. I mean, what’s the point? Isn’t that why God invented pants and socks? Tights are just a useless version of long johns as far as I can tell. And long johns are quite possibly the work of the devil. But, anyway, yes, quitting is always a bit of a silent affair for me. A sort of not showing up until they catch on. Which I’m sure they haven’t at MI37 yet, given as it’s only been about an hour or so, and I technically quit at the end of the work day. But that doesn’t make it less so, Arthur. My commitment to quitting is absolute. Like when I gave up herbal teas. Except that was for Lent. Funny name for something. Sounds like I lent all my herbal teas to someone else. But I didn’t. I just stockpiled them and went hog crazy on Easter. Drank so much I nearly ended up in hospital. Had to pee for twenty minutes straight at one point. Not my finest hour. Or third of an hour, I suppose. So maybe not exactly like when I gave up herbal teas. But hopefully you get the analogy.”
She breaks for breath. Or for confirmation. I just sort of whirl about in the verbal stew, until I find some meaning to grab onto.
“So, you’re not going back to work tomorrow,” I say. I think that’s what it all boils down to, but I’m not sure because so many words were used.
“Not on your nelly,” Devon confirms.
“But…” and maybe I missed this, “what are you doing here?”
“Oh.” Devon slaps palm to forehead. “Did I miss that bit again?”
“I did.” That’s about as certain as I can be.
“Probably me,” she says. “Well, you know, your lead, I mentioned that. I thought it was marvelous. Didn’t want to limit myself to just quitting. Not that I want to bill myself as some sort of strange Arthur Wallace groupie or anything. Always put stock in the idea of being a strong independent woman. Except, as it turns out, that woman was rather more co-dependent on her utter shit of a boyfriend than she liked to think, but that’s neither here nor there, though if you ever feel the urge to remove Clyde’s spine and beat him to death with it, I will again be happy to follow your lead.”
A momentary breath. I’m still none the wiser.
“But,” she says, “I mean, I’m not totally convinced by a theory that’s twenty-five years old myself. Theoretically impossible, my Aunt Fanny, I say.”
Wait… Wait… She’s talking about…
“This whole space-time magic thing. Makes a lot of sense to me. Just sort of wanted to be in on that action. And that action seemed to be with you. So I figured you’d be with the Weekenders after what Felicity said. Did a little bit of messing around in the records, found an address, and skedaddled over here. Simple really.”
God, I… I… I hug her. Big, and fierce, and maybe, though I will deny it later, with a tear in the corner of one eye. Faith, belief, whatever Aiko wants to disparage it as, someone else has it in me, and it’s quite brilliant.
“Thank you,” I say. “Thank you so much.”
Devon looks rather nonplussed. “Oh. Well. You know.”
Malcolm’s head appears. He looks tired and put-upon. I hold up a finger. His head retreats.
“Erm,” I say, and realize that just because it’s selfish to ask something that’s not going to stop me, “what exactly did Felicity say about me quitting?”
“Oh.” Devon examines her feet. “Not some of the nicest things. There may have been use of the phrase ‘rogue agent’—”
—which actually sounds kind of cool and I like—
“—and slightly more of the phrase ‘selfish shit’—”
—which I don’t—
“—and some instructions to arrest you on sight, and some threats that the same would happen to us if we tried to help you. And then Coleman was terribly unpleasant about it all, saying things like, and remember I’m only quoting, but things like, ‘good riddance,’ and ‘nice pick, Felicity,’ and stuff about how you were both, well, he used the f-word, which I personally don’t like to use. Unless I’m watching my college play University Challenge. Which, well, let’s say they’re effing bad at it. So that’s acceptable. But he said you were both a bit effed. And then he was about to make some horrible innuendo joke, but Felicity punched him in the chest and he needed to go and lie down.”
It’s probably wrong that my first thought is that I wish I hadn’t quit today just so I could have seen that. Still, it’s good to hear that MI37 hasn’t become any more functional in my absence. It makes it easier to think I made the right decision.
“So,” I say, “you’re in with us then.”
“Rather looks that way.” She gives me an almost shy smile.
Both Jasmine and Aiko appear at the doorway. “Has she arrested you yet?” Aiko asks.
Devon looks shocked at the very thought.
“Not exactly.”