Interview with Dalton White, Seattle Community College, October 15, 2010

From Flight Risk: The Robert Jackson Kelley Story

“You tell me: how does Robert keep walking away from plane crashes? He just walks away! They don’t even find his footprints! What? Are his bones made of adamantium or some shit, like freakin’ Wolverine? Does he parachute out? Can he friggin’ fly?

“He was driving everyone crazy, and he knew it. That second time he arranged the Dum Dums in this big smiley face, right next to the plane. Like, have a nice day, suckers.”