Contents

1:   This Is the Name of This Chapter

2:   My American Home

3:   The Peasant and the Sausage

4:   Stars ’n’ Bars

5:   Godzilla Meets the Toad Man

6:   The Central Teachings of Mysticism

7:   100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000

8:   Magic Doors

9:   Looking-Glass World

10:   God’s Laws

11:   cushion

12:   Midnight Rambler

13:   Porkchop Bushes and Fritter Trees

14:   Wanted

15:   Welcome, Joseph Fletcher

16:   Blue Gluons

17:   Sit on My Butt

18:   Why Things Exist

19:   I Wish I Had a Wish

20:   God Goes Trans-Sex

21:   Men Are People Too

22:   Strictly from Detroit

23:   Way Uptown

24:   Spacetime Plumbers

25:   Levels of Uncertainty

26:   I Do It

27:   Nancy’s Wish

28:   Earthly Delights

29:   Rudy Rucker Is Watching You

30:   Can It Ever Be Over?