Contents

Always make the best out of a mad situation

For all intensive purposes

Paste makes waste

Clarity begins at home

Extra-century perception

Once bitten, twice cry

Beauty’s in the eyes of the beholden

Nothing ventured, nothing sprained

Fact is mangier than fiction – fiction has to make sense

The best laid plans of lice and men go oft astray

Couple killed in motorbike accident buried today.

Sure as eggshells

All his chickens come home to roast

All that glitters is not sold

What happened afterwards

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