1. fifth grade
2. Duke Evans
3. Frankie Carmen
4. spiders
5. aligators
6. Terrance
7. loosing Momma or Pop
8. Fritas basement
9. earwig pinchers
10. loose cows
11. getting lost in the swamp
12. swinging off the rope swing
13. mising the school bus
14. big trucks and mean truck drivers
15. falling into the toilet
16. robbers
17. teachers who yell a lot
18. sentipedes
19. the old dirt road
20. getting eaten by buzards
21. the Evans trailer
22. ghosts
23. Frita being mad at me
25. getting my hand chopped off in momma’s new blender
26. being pounded
27. roller skating on the hiway like on that TV show
28. calling a teacher momma by axident
29. never getting any taller
30. finding a worm in my sanwich
31. being locked in the bathroom at school
32. not being picked for gym teams
33. killer robots
34. falling off a high branch of a pecan tree
35. corpses
36. tornados
37. wars like Vietnam
38. raccoons, especially when they sound like bears outside your tent