Like any work of criticism, this essay would have been impossible without the love and labor of many others. A special mention should go to the selfless scholarship of the Keanuphile(s) behind whoaisnotme.net. This essay was begun in August 2017, written and revised in London and Jakarta, and published in an earlier version in the UK in May 2018. It wouldn’t have happened without Sam, Jake, and Will at Peninsula Press. Thank you to them, and to Dennis, whose insights made this new and enlarged version possible. Thanks always to my parents and to every part of my mixed family, including the Farrs and Aisha especially. This essay is for them and for anyone else who, like me, feels perpetually confused.