MEETING OF THE PARALLEL MINDS #2: CREEPY OLD GEEZER

“That old dude who popped in here is super-weird.”

“First of all, don’t say popped in. Secondly, nothing that weird could occur naturally. It must be some freaky thing born of totally unique circumstances that’s just wearing the skin of an old man.”

“What kind of ‘unique circumstances’ would create a creature that spews liquid from every part of its face?”

“Beats me. There are probably lots of things in the world that we’re better off not knowing.”

“Wait a sec. He’s setting his own clothes on fire and cackling like a maniac. What should we do?”

“Uhhh… What’s that all about? Seriously, what the hell?”

“What are we even gonna do about that? Anyone?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I didn’t see or hear anything. There’s no such thing as a naked old geezer running around here. Right?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“No objections here. For real.”

“Yeah, I don’t want anything to do with whatever that is. We just gotta seriously pretend it’s not even here.”

“Terrifying. My Fear Resistance skill isn’t even helping now. Talk about scary.”