MEETING OF THE PARALLEL MINDS #4: OMGÜLI-GÜLI!

“So are we gonna talk about how we went to pick up some eggs on sale only to have a final boss show up?”

“It’s not that surprising. Güli-güli is the general manager of the dragons, right? Obviously, he wasn’t gonna take it lying down when we beat three earth dragons and then went after their eggs.”

“Oh yeah, I guess the first time we met Güli-güli was right after we beat that fire dragon. That brings me back.”

“Dammit! I thought we were finally gonna get to eat a wyrm egg!”

“Right, right. We never got to eat that egg we picked up in the Upper Stratum way back when ’cause those humans set our home on fire and chased us out.”

“What d’you think happened to that egg anyway? Since our home was on fire, maybe it got boiled?”

“I’d say it probably got fried.”

“Don’t you remember how hard that shell was? It might’ve actually survived the fire and wound up hatching.”

“Whaaat? No waaay.”

“Yeah right. That thing definitely got fried.”

“Dammit! All this talk about eggs is making me wanna eat some!”

“Yeah, but that’s not gonna happen. If Güli-güli’s protecting them, we’re never gonna be able to lay a hand on those eggs.”

“Actually, since Güli-güli showed up and all, maybe we should rein it in down here for a while.”

“Mm. I guess if we keep killing off dragons and wyrms and stuff, Güli-güli might snap sooner or later.”

“Should we leave the Lower Stratum, then?”

“But if we do that, how’re we gonna feed this giant family of ours?”

“Anyone know a good hunting ground?”

“Sure we do.”

“Huh? Where?”

“C’mon, think. A place where there’s tons of prey that gives out tons of EXP, too.”

“Ooh, I gotcha.”

“So basically, you’re saying we should start taking action for real?”

“I guess our spider underlings have grown quite a bit by now.”

“That’s true. Suppose it’s time, then.”

“Okay, let’s get started.”

“Step one of our plan to wipe out humanity is a go.”