YOUNG LIBERALS

There’s so much I want

to do. No, serious – fearlessly

stick my bronzed head

into a photograph’s wide jaw,

for example. That’s leadership.

You can really trust someone

who does that, and I want

to be trusted. People love people

who build roads, and love

is the greatest virtue of all.

St. Augustine said that

before he was fed to lions,

lions that appraised him with the eye

of their throat and found him wanting.

But appetites are not to be ignored –

not when they’re so logical,

and not when campaign buttons

come so cheap. I’ll start where I start,

but given the bulk discounts,

why not go for it all. Just think of it –

trust and love and, failing that,

at least one of the two.

Here, let me get a pin for you.

The pleasure’s all mine.