LITTLE MISS HALTON REGION

I confess to having cried in a legion hall

as the local rag’s reporter/photographer point-formed

my reaction to the indecency of being called runner-up.

I confess to this reaction being anger at, among others,

other contestants’ parents, though they were guilty

only of an overzealous pride despite their children

finishing several removes from the ‘LITTLE MISS

HALTON REGION BEAUTY QUEEN’ sash.

I acknowledge giving over to a grief that was swirling

and sharp, and the locus of pain was obvious –

Debbie Miller, who smiles like a hood ornament

and smells like peppermint schnapps.

I confess to the greater part of my anguish burning

like a tire fire, which is to say in the months that followed

I considered awful Debbie in ways that could be described

as detailed or criminal, but however you classify

these thoughts, they were without a doubt scaly and prehensile.

And I confess to understanding the relevance

of the phrase put out to pasture in its relation

to the Platonic ideal of a capital-H Horse,

and now admit to the flimsy laws that govern our talents

and the evaluations thereof, namely, how in the moment’s

I’m-rubber-you’re-glue equation I was what’s led into an Elmer’s factory.

Mostly, I confess to visiting a certain vehicle

in the McDonald’s parking lot while Debbie sat inside

and watched her boyfriend eat, and what I did then

was a study in contrast regarding a box cutter

and a rear right tire, and all of a sudden I got old real quick,

wielded that knife like a rough dollar-store comb,

and while considering what to do next, the moon,

in an effort to describe the world the way my painstakingly

straightened hair described the asphalt,

bled generously on my innocent scalp.