Think of life as taking a bath.
We end up pickled and cold.
Think of gravity as taking a bath:
it’s hard to stand without slipping.
Think of gravity as gravy,
that urge to smother yourself in it.
It’s after dinner and your uncle
has loosened his pants by the light
of the football game on TV.
A vague shame circulates
like a draft. Grab what’s at hand.
Think of professional sports
as a simile: there are so many
teams, they’re so damn likeable.