ROY HALLADAY

‘It’s not fair.’
– Aubrey Huff


Take life, whatever it is, one broken

spoke at a time. Rosy-fingered

appendectomy, rusty five-day dawn.

Look, we do what we can.

By we, I mean fans.

I mean the Organization.

I mean the fingers

required to throw a cutter.


Men want to be you –

though that’s not the point,

men want to be everything –

but have you ever tried on a new pair of jeans

 and thought: I want this close to me?

   By you I mean: 8.0 IP  5 H  2 R  1 ER  3 BB  4 SO.

If something truly loves you

 it comes back with an inside fastball.


By you I mean a four-door family sedan,

crack in the sunroof where the light

comes in. If you let something go and it

  loves you, it comes back at its shiny best.

I’m the worst kind of fair-weather

  love letter. Hubcap of need,

we’re all out of polish

and spit’s not gonna work.