To God’s Wife, Buddha’s Buddhette, Shiva’s Shakti, Mohammad’s Missus, J.C.’s Magdalene, El’s Asherah, Great Spirit’s Snuggle Bunny, Our Mother Who Isn’t Only in Heaven, The Great SheBang, Yo Mama, She She Powa, Madame Mojo, Soul Sista, The Original Redvolutionary, The Secret Lineage Hopper, The Holy Grail Grinner, The Ecstatic Exclamation Point after All That Is!, The Forecast of Fire, The Numinous Naughty, The Freak Flagger, The Licking Life Force, The Everlasting Embrace, The Casual Fridays of Spiritual Life, The Engagement Ringer, The Red Thread, The Cornucopia of Compassion, The Creative Cause (and Effect), The Constant Offering, The Loudest Inner Ruption, The Cardinal Rule Breaker, The Queen Bee, The Snake Charmer, The Mama Bear Hug, The One Who Plays Powerfully, The One Who Shakes Certainty, Bakes Boldness, and Wakes Wisdom, The Influx of Inspiration, The Flood of Freedom, The Ultimate Blasphemy, The Heretic’s Heart Pump, Your Name in Scarlet Letters, The Embodiment of Embodiment, The Post Partum Passion Flower, The Popped Cosmic Cherry, Profundity’s Panty Raider, The Red Light District of Divinity, Ass Consciousness, Laughter’s Lubricant, Lightning’s Lingerie, Creation’s Centerfold, Beauty’s Compass, Salvation’s Strip Tease, Duality’s Smooch, Nonduality’s Life Coach, Orthodoxy’s Heart Attack, All Creatures’ Comfort, The Dispenser of Delight, The Grace Smuggler, The Center of the Rose, The Prophetess’s Present, The Seductress of the Senses, The Skin Saver, The Flesh Frisker, The Spine Waver, The Tail Blazer, The Dark Dame, The Shady Lady, Your Guttural Instinct, The Earth’s Perfume, The Sassy Sound Biter, The Seventh Veil Dropper, The Ultimate Groin Grabber, The Wonder from Down Under, Our Lady of Horny Holiness, The Pioneer of Pussy Power, The Dominatrix of Doubt, The Most Experienced Lover of Us All, The North and South Pole Dancer, Star Light, Star Bright, The Very First Super Star Who Knew Her Might, The Sound of Your Music, The Red Hot Chili Pepper, The Booty Shaker, The Ever-Coming Reminder of Raw Reality, The Silent Roar, The Sacred Rager, The Deviant Destructress of Anything That Keeps You Small, The Cosmic Permission Slip to Be Your All, The Ripest, Juiciest, Forbidden Fruit, The Angel Who Wears Prada, The Devil Who Wears Paradox, The Virgin of Las Vegas and the Whore of the Vatican, The One Who Makes Love for a Living, The One Who Turns Tricks for Transformation, The One Who Makes Dogma Faint, The One Who Makes Fire Sweat, The One Who Longs to Touch and Be Touched, The Queen of Hearts, Your Absolute Adoration, The One Who Laughs Inappropriately, The One Who Has Nothing to Hide (but has always been hidden), The One Who Scares All Major (and most minor) Religions, The One You Were Taught to Mistrust, The One Who Alters Every Altar, The One Who Understands the Power of Adornment, The One Who Boogies in Your Body, The One Who Decorates Your Dreams, The One Who Turns Your Shadows into Puppets, The One Who Mud Wrestles Spirit (and wins), The One Who Feels … Everything, The One Who Is Furious at What We Have Done to Her Planet, The One Who Begs Your Breath into Your Belly, The One You Never Have to Clean Yourself up For, The One Who Wants ALL of You

on Her Dance Floor.

The One Who Demands Your Entire Heart to Live in and Your Entire Life to Love In,

The One Who Misses You,

The One Who Aches for You,

The One Who Knows You,

The One Who Embraces You,

The One Who Unleashes You,

The One Who Lives for You and in You and through You and as You,

The One Who Can Be Found in the Next Closest Mirror

If You Wink Just Right …