CONTENTS

1. TITLE PAGE
2. COPYRIGHT NOTICE
3. DEDICATION
4. ACT I: ARMY OF LOVERS
5. In the Morning
6. Hooker Boys (Part One)
7. Inherited Winter Coat
8. The Boyfriends
9. Damn a Lover Comes Home to Die
10. Boyfriend #666 / The Satanist
11. Ed’s Name Written in Pencil
12. ACT II: 100-PAGE BREAKUP LETTER
13. Letter of Resignation
14. Meandering (Part One)
15. The Boyfriends (Interpretations)
16. This Day and Many More
17. Hooker Boys (Part Two)
18. Boyfriend #19 / The White Boy with Dreadlocks
19. Early Retirement
20. ACT III: NO NEW BOYFRIENDS
21. Manifesto: No New Boyfriends
22. Moonlight Tops and the Cold War
23. Repeater
24. Mountain Boys
25. Boyfriend #100 / The Agent
26. Meandering (Part Two)
27. Hooker Boys (Part Three)
28. Mr. Raleigh vs. the Gym
29. The Boyfriends (Continued)
30. Do They Exist If No One’s Watching?
31. EPILOGUE: ROCK ’N’ ROLL IS DEAD TO ME—A EUROPEAN TOUR DIARY
32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
33. ALSO BY BRONTEZ PURNELL
34. PRAISE FOR 100 BOYFRIENDS
35. A NOTE ABOUT THE AUTHOR
36. COPYRIGHT