Navy Barbie

wants to see the world,

she does get a little

seasick but likes

the white uniform, tho

the skirt is a little

too loose and long for

her taste. Still it might

be a change she can go

with. Actually the sequins

dug into her shoulders,

the ballerina tulle

scratched, and tho it was

kept secret, fun fur

made her sneeze. And

forget the Parisian

Bonjour look: that was

the worst, a cameo

choker size of a plum

or a small coconut

wedged against her larynx,

so she says when I try

to say yes or no it

scraped, and the lace

under my arms—talk

about sandpaper. But

the worst was those fish

net hose, rough, and the

garter, Jesus, grating,

my toes burned from that

pattern, crammed into

high-heeled platform

open-toes and the hair

piece with feathers. At

least in the navy they've

actually, she smiles,

given me something to

read. My hair is natural.

I'm authentic. First

Class Petty Officer.

I finally am more than

just a pretty: I rank

LYN LIFSHIN