TEXT MESSAGE TO FAMILY GROUP CHAT
momma: HI MAXMIN/MINMAX!!
daddy: we’re on a plane!
momma: *rolls eyes*
daddy: guess what they gave us WARM NUTS
momma: dad . . .
daddy: just saying you guys would LOVE these nuts
momma: sorry we can’t chat in real time, but we wanted to let you know we’re fine, you know, just hurtling through the air toward China at 550 miles per hour in an oblong steel container, 40,000 feet above the ocean—
daddy: yup, no worries, because PHYSICS!!
momma: we’ll get in touch when we get to the hotel in shenzen—until then listen to Javi and do what they say, ok? be nice.
daddy: gotta go—they’re bringing us FREE GINGER ALE!!
momma: love you guys and miss you tons.
daddy: To the moon and back, kiddos.