IF IT WEREN’T FOR MY ROTTEN LUCK,

I WOULDN’T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL!

Check this out:

Miller the Killer grew six inches over the summer.

• He’s forcing me to join the school football team.

• Jeanne Galletta thinks I’m a total jerk.

• The cafeteria ladies are back with their mystery meat.

• I’m in a “special” class that nobody wants to be in.

AND THAT’S JUST
THE BEGINNING.…