CHAPTER 25

Touchdown The Teacher’s Assistant

“Hello,” 13 said to Touchdown Mandy, the new teacher’s assistant. “I know you’re not technically a student, but would you like a turn at being queen?”

Touchdown Mandy said, “Moo.”

“How rude!” 13 said, deeply offended.

Then Touchdown Mandy ate some grass.

No new laws were made that day. The nation was thankful.